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Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
This little girl has the sense of a shoe
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you get from a reality TV?
A poof on your head and an IQ of three
Guidos in hot tubs, with too much hair gel
Steroids shrink brains and dicks... as...well

You're too drunk
You're too drunk
You're too drunk
You're too drunk
You're too drunk to give a crap

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Down
When the shows cancelled Herpes stays around
snookie's pookie is infected too
With the Oompa Loompa doompadee goo

Doompadee doo...

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snookie's pookie is infected too
With the Oompa Loompa doompadee goo

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