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Everyone’s favorite pitcher is negotiating with the suits at K-Swiss for an endorsement deal, and the results are magical. Ever wondered what “boo cake porn” is, or the location of “Calipornia?” Both questions that can be answered in the video after the jump.

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posted 2:04p, 08/02/10



I will probably get banned for saying this, but I thought "East Bound and Down" was terrible.

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Dustin, Jr.: Why didn't you hit the target?

Kenny: Because, Dustin, Jr., at the last minute I decided NOT to hit the target. I decided to go for that birdbath your Dad put in there just- I'm trying so hard not to be an ******* to you guys, ok? Just please work with me here... alright, I'm sorry. I'm not mad at you guys. I'm just kinda disappointed with my own arm and how it's trying to butt-**** me back here.

Dustin, Jr.: I hated that birdbath.

Kenny: I broke that birdbath for you 'cause I knew how much you hated it 'cause we're the same. I hate that ****in' thing too... A stork wrapped around a tree branch, that's the stupidest thing I've ever seen before. You know how the plague started back in the day, was from a little disgusting birdbath in someone's backyard that rats made sex to birds in it and created a whole new type of AIDS.

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I will probably get banned for saying this, but I thought "East Bound and Down" was terrible.

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Eastbound & Down is hilarious. That Funny or Die skit is awful.

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