What are you thinking about?
Swimming pools.
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No, I don't have a girlfriend.
Why not?
You have to kiss some ass to get a piece of it.
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Oh my lucky stars! A Negro!

Same mummy, twice!

"No weezing the juice!"

This is a GREAT thread!

This one is from Bedazzled and its quoted quite often in my group of friends...

Ah... well, you know, you go out there and you give a 110%, and you wanna play good, and, you know, you hope you play good... I think we played pretty good tonight!

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"No weezing the juice!"

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Thread. Over.

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"No weezing the juice!"

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I've been beat to it twice already

"This movie is terrible!"

Oh wait, that was me watching.

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Sometime George fall out of treehouse. But not feel stupid.

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j/k

Oh, s**t, I'm a Colombian drug lord (in Spanish of course)

And you'll still be a *****.

You guys got this place sealed up like a dolphin's butt.

The Elliott Bball scene BMD.

Well you know you go out there and give 110%, and uhhh, you hope you play good and you wanna play good and I think we played pretty good tonight.....

well, not that big really, it gets a little bit bigger, depending how happy I am

wanna go back to my place i can show you my bottle cap collection?

whoa, hey, what the h#ll, hey, d@mn, oh heck, what's teeny..

but, but, can I see you after the road trip...shoot, i understand.....
gotta give 110%....stay within yourself...so long..
aw what the h#ll oh d@mn the devil!
d@mn the devil to h$ll! 555..uhhh....777....uhhh......999 uhhh

"Is that red hair, or did someone light a fart off your mouth?"
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"Well, there's three of you. You're not exactly lone. Shouldn't you be the Three Rangers?"
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"Go Home Jew"

I can't believe Brendan Fraser has 2 top 5 movies at the same time right now as a leading man. Weird.

The cheese is old and moldy. Where's the bathroom?

no, it's pronounced "juh-ooh-oose"

and "co-kay-ee-nuh!!"

"I was editor of the school magazine!"

~Lemmy

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Charlie Dillon: You know something? I'm still gonna get into Harvard. And in 10 years no one will remember any of this. But you'll still be a ******* Jew.
David Green: And you'll still be a *****.


Chazz: Who'd win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?
Chris Moore: Lemmy.
Chris Moore: ... God?
Rex: Wrong, ********, trick question. Lemmy *IS* God.


Eve: Here ya go, one champagne cocktail.
Adam: Oh, thank you.
Eve: I thought only hookers drank those things?
Adam: Well, I know Mom sure likes 'em.

your sister can come in, only she has to wash her hands first

lo siento, no hablo espanol
que diablo, yo hable espanol...