Drug Dealer: Who's this dude?

Earl's Dad (Beau Bridges): Don't call me dude

Drug Dealer: Easy there, Lebowsky!



Great cross reference!

Last night's was chock full of good ones:

Joy: "Hey, I remember you! From high school! Yeah, you were the one who always suffered from panic attacks. You used to lay on the floor sucking your fingers. We called you 'floor sucker!'"
Dealer: "Yeah, well, I wasn't the only person in high school with a nickname that ended in 'sucker.'"
Joy: "But my nickname just meant I was more popular."


Earl: "Darnell, we need your help."
Crabman: "You need some weed."
Earl: "How did you know?"
Crabman: "That's usually what it means when a group of white guys walk up to me whispering."

Earl: "Okay, so we'll sell this pot. But, Only to bad people. We won't sell to women and we won't sell to children."
Randy: "Mom would be so proud of us right now."

"Let's get our drink on! Tick, tock, booze o'clock."

Great episode last night...I was getting tired of the cheesy sitcom going on in his head the two weeks before.

"That's why I don't do drugs. Drugs kill your brain cells, and those don't grow back. Alchohol only kills your liver, and you've got two of those!"

When Joy was first pregnant and looking for a husband, she was saying to her stomach: "Don't be alarmed if a stranger drops in."