What is the worst concoction of booze you have made?

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99ag01
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I was too lazy to drive to the store.

Equal parts sweet and dry vermouth, add Hand Grenade Mix from NOLA, add ice, shake, pour.

Actually, not that bad. Kinda sweet.
TRIDENT
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A tall glass of gin with one drop of tonic.
Ol Army B-1 03
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hahaha...NAI i know what your answer is!
Hostile_Aggie
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Yeigermeister + Dr.Pepper + some off brand of tequila I've never heard of (and it soon became apparant why)

Over the next 36 hours I did to my toilet what it took the Colorado River 10 million years to do
Hostile_Aggie
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ddp

[This message has been edited by Hostile_Aggie (edited 3/8/2007 9:43p).]
jager chick
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big red, drambuie, grenadine...
RockOn
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sumbuca, blue curacao
East Dallas Ag
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McKormick + red kool aid
HummingbirdSaltalamacchia
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my top 3 alcoholic mixtures i will never touch again:

-a "Starry Night" (Jager and Schlagger)

-My fraternity little bro had the habit of mixing any various readily available boozes, mixing them all together in a huge mug, with perhaps a splash of some mixer. he once duped me into trying a mixture of jack, gin, and everclear, that i think had the smallest splash of some fruit soda. i was drunk enough that time i took a HUGE swig from the mug and immediately felt my ******* clinch up. grossest stuff i have ever tried.

-The last is some drink i had on my 21st. another fraternity brother of mine that bar tended on northgate made some drink he called a "flamming frogs ass". to this day i have no clue what was in it. but it was in a pint glass, and ALL booze, no mixer, and of course was a greenish color to it and lit on fire. i threw it down like a champ and immediately ran to the nearest trash bin i could find.

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fido00
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One night in college, we were too poor or too underage, I forget which, but a buddy and I mixed cheap Tequila and Coke. It was completely horrible. We actually poured it out.

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RockOn
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I love Starry Nights


hell we ordered them on northgate a lot
txdragonfly
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I seem to recall the following items mixed into a 2-liter Sprite bottle:

vodka
gin
sprite
powered Gatorade


What can I say; we were already smashed and in an unfamiliar kitchen at the time.
HummingbirdSaltalamacchia
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quote:
love Starry Nights


hell we ordered them on northgate a lot


maybe its b/c i just hate schlagger that much. i also dont even like jager all the much unless its in a Jager Bomb/Bullblaster. i'd rather take shot after shot after shot of straight craptastic tequila than take 1 shot of schlagger or jager.

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HBtriplesticks
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"upon staring at a bottle of vermouth, the last booze left in the house, I looked at my buddies and said 'friends, let us never speak of this again'"
TERRY L
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Trash can punch
Just empty all the bottles in a big container
mix well
drink
wait to explode.

Late 70's party time in C.S.
Professor Frick
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jagerchick, no offense but why would a person ever add grenadine to big red??
Keegan99
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Cheap vodka and rootbeer. It was the only mixer we had.

We actually looked it up on webtender and it was supposedly called an "Afghanistani Whoer".

[This message has been edited by Keegan99 (edited 3/8/2007 10:44p).]
TXAGFAN
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poweritas...tequila, grand marnier, and...lime powerade

Sick.
longviewag04
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don't listen to AtlAgDX, he is a woman when it comes to drinking...

as for worst drink ever...hmmm...a tie between a homemade sangria and homemade trashcan punch i had at a baylor fraternity party while visiting my cousin. it had me talking trash in tongues to anyone and everyone in ran-down waco later that night, followed up by seeing my oldest friend in the world, who is like a sister to me, naked and asking me why no guys would want her and a quick exit to the can where i proceeded to see my thanksgiving dinner again, but in feb.

in the next slot would be the drink my other cousin and his fraternity brother from iowa made me that had me singing the a stirring rendition of the war hymn and sawing varsity's horns off in their bathroom while peeing. then puking and passing out, with my neck wedged in a partially closed bathroom doorway.
erin2003
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Shot of Irish whiskey chased by a shot of lemon juice. the acid in the lemon juice curdles the milk in the Irish whiskey. Seriously nasty stuff.
AgRebel08
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Mixed some Amaretto, Tequila, and bud light together, and there may have been a splash of cheap whiskey. Hands down nasty.
nai06
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Here is my worst.

equal parts of the following.

Orange Juice
Grand Marnier
Rumplemintz 101


We called it a Doug PC. Part because it was Dougs idea, and part because the PC stands for Political Correctness(It was MLK Jr. day and we were already hammered)

I think B-1 03 may have even been there
tamug90
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after working in the bar/entertainment iodustry for a long time, i've seen plenty of horrific drinks.


of course, there is the matt dillon.......which consists of the spill mats dumped into a shot glass, however i invented a few over the years. sterling examples of shots that will make you barf...............

1) the drive by- a concoction of 151, kahlua, and courvosier .........with no mixer...............

2) nuclear waste- blue curacao, midori, and cheap vodka.............with no mixer.
it kinda glows under a black light.



no, i'm not proud of these shots.........however, they were made to get rid of the drunken idiots that terrorize us normal bar peeps. if you come into a place and i offer to get you a drive by, please just go home and let me save the liquor.

word.













and oh yeah, i've seen some drunken fools drink rum and prune juice after they ran out of coke. needless to say, they were coming off the golf course about every 30 minutes looking for the can.

[This message has been edited by tamug90 (edited 3/9/2007 6:03a).]
Tree Hugger
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quote:
-The last is some drink i had on my 21st. another fraternity brother of mine that bar tended on northgate made some drink he called a "flamming frogs ass". to this day i have no clue what was in it. but it was in a pint glass, and ALL booze, no mixer, and of course was a greenish color to it and lit on fire. i threw it down like a champ and immediately ran to the nearest trash bin i could find.



The Bloody Flaming Frog's Ass was concocted by Dean at Coupe de Ville's in the mid 90's. It wasn't served in a shot glass, but I am willing to accept the fact that in your drunken stupor, the glass actually looked much larger.

It is a brutal shot though.
Rule Number 32
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Beer + cheap vodka = ewww...I dont even remember why we tried that, I think we were running out of beer and were trying to make it last longer or something
AtascocitaAg
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I tried to make a 'my little pony'

champagne, grapefruit juice, vodka, and some marachino cherry liqueur
FelipeDaAg
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A Flaming Frog's Ass is the way we started many an evening in College Station.
jeepwranglin01
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drinking
HummingbirdSaltalamacchia
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but I am willing to accept the fact that in your drunken stupor, the glass actually looked much larger.

it might have been the same 'shot', b/c it was pretty rough. but i am certain of the size, b/c i took 2 massive swigs and there was still booze left. im sure it was my fraternity brother playing a very cruel joke on me.

as for longviewag, you have no room to talk...

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Pursmell04
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1. 252 (Wild Turkey 101 and 151)

2. Jeremiah Weed straight up
Butch Dutch
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lemon extract and gatorade.
FelipeDaAg
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Atl, the ones at Coupe were served in the large shot glass. It was really more like 2 full shots.
FelipeDaAg
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Oh, and to add to the thread. I went into Coupe one night and ordered a 3 Wisemen (the one with Jager). The bartender had no idea what was in it (which should have been a sign). He consulted his "book" and proceeded to mix up a large shot. When I saw him putting the Jose Cuervo back, I knew something was wrong. He had mixed up the other 3 wisemen (Jack, Beam, and Cuervo). After I explained the confusion, he made the other one for me. Nastiest shot I ever took but it was free.
Pursmell04
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I think it's called a Leatherneck -

Tequlia and Tabasco
billyag20
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death mix - 1 bottle of everclear, 32 oz of gatorade and 3 cans of red bull
you start gettin a buzz after the first drink


prairie fire at the dry bean
(tabasco and 151)
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