Billy Madison: "Miss Lippy, the part of the story I don't like, is that the boy stops looking for his dog after an hour. He just sits on his porch like a goon, he didn't put up posters or anything. That boy's gotta think: you got a pet, you got a responsibility! You can't just look for an hour and call it quits. So you get your ass out there and you find that ****in' dog!"

STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN!!