


quote:
Cats do not understand the concept of a greeting using hand gestures; they tend to prefer cute-sounding noises or growls.

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Cats do not understand what scales are. It was probably hot outside and she sat on it because it was a cold surface.

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If cats had lasers, this site would not exist. We would all be forced to work in the great cat food mines. There, we would live in fear of our feline overlords, although most likely we would still find them adorable.

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average cats are not funny

