end....do you people ever have those??

no but that sounds like some gay **** to me

what did you get fired in the meeting?

No offense, but that sounds about retarded.

Do you work at the state school and they were serving juice and cookies afterwards?

Brennus if you quit eating so much you wouldnt be such a dfb!

I clap now that this thread is over.

(((((((((((clap)))))))))))

did it start off with a slow clap?

No, one of the ass kissers in the meeting decided to get up at the end and give a short speech about how appreciative we were of all the hard work one of the new managers has put forth and how every thing is going to be better from here on out and then he started clapping so all the other sheep had to follow suit...it was pathetic

what a tool. i can't stand people like that.

and then the manager stood up and fired you

that is beyond pathetic.

That manager has some dudes swinging from his nuts.

who was manning the deep-fryer?

Manning the Deep Fryer was a wonderful person who never got the credit he was due and died miserable and alone.

He was washing lettuce. Lettuce Washer called in sick.

YES YES...THIS MEETING WAS QUITE PATHETIC!


"Where is a good place to meet guys. I'm still going to be dressed in my work clothes (skirt, high heels, etc.)"

Dummu, you've got to realize that there's at least one of those in every office. It makes me think about Smithers and Mr. Burns on The Simpsons.

One time Burns demanded of Smithers, "Would you kneel before me?" Smithers told him yes, of course he would.

Makes you wonder what he'd do while he was kneeling there.

There's that idiotic signature again.