JJ: It's even worse than I told you guys.
Bill: Whad you lose, a million, 2million? If anyone can afford it you can, pass the salt please.
JJ: No, I lost something even more valuable.
Bill: 3 million, salt please, 4 million. SALT.
JJ: No, Bill
Bill: What?
JJ: Bill.
Bill: I'm right here.
JJ: I don't think you're understanding me, I lost Bill. I bet him in a poker game and I lost him to station WTSB in Atlanta.
Lisa: You lost Bill in a poker game?
JJ: I'm afraid I did.
Dave: What else could have possibly been in the pot?
JJ: DBX console.
Bill: (pfft sound) Let me get this right. You bet me agaisnt a DBX console? A DBX CONSOLE THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!
JJ: A DBX console is worth 2 million dollars.
Dave: Sir, regardless of the value of the console you can not bet a human being in a poker game.
Bill: You most certainly can not.
JJ: I'm afraid in this case I can. Check your contract.
(Bill pulls contract out of pocket)
Dave: Wait a minute. You carry your contract around?
BIll: In a time like this it doesn't seem so crazy does it?
JJ: Page 15, article 4, paragraph 1.
Bill: Contract transferable to 3rd party in case of sale, merger, coorperate restructure, liquidation, bankruptcy and/or act of God. It doesn't say anything about
JJ: Read your act of God clause.
Bill: Jimmy James will hereafter and for the purposes of this contract only be referred to as God.
(Stunned look on Bill's face.)