My boss keeps stealing my stapler!

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NeuroticAg
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11:58a, 8/1/05
I feel like the guy on Office Space!
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Tree Hugger
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11:59a, 8/1/05
www.redswinglinestapler.com
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Ags-R-Better
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11:59a, 8/1/05
Is it a SWINGLINE? A RED ONE?

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combat wombat™
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11:59a, 8/1/05
Superglue it to your desk.
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Lutefisk
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12:00p, 8/1/05
take all the staples out of it every night when you leave for the day.
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PCAg
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12:01p, 8/1/05
go take it back and hit him with it
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Lutefisk
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12:01p, 8/1/05
or superglue it to HIS desk.
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AlphaBean
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12:01p, 8/1/05
You must protect the stapler at all times.

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NeuroticAg
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12:04p, 8/1/05
My boss is female, FYI.

I just fixed her stapler last week, but while I was fixing her's, she borrowed mine, and I guess she decided mine was better.
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AlphaBean
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12:08p, 8/1/05
You fixed her stapler??? Probably would have been more cost effective to buy a new one.
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CBattBQ87
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12:32p, 8/1/05
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I just fixed her stapler last week


So that's what they call it these days.
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NeuroticAg
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12:37p, 8/1/05
By fixing her stapler, I meant I found a pair of pliers and pulled out a stuck stapler.
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AlphaBean
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12:38p, 8/1/05
Sounds more like a diversion so she could thief your stapler.
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BOHICA
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12:39p, 8/1/05
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By fixing her stapler, I meant I found a pair of pliers and pulled out a stuck stapler.


You used pliers! Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Oooh,oohhh! Where was it stucK?
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AlphaBean
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12:40p, 8/1/05
Dirty old man, dirty old man, dirty old man.
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Aggie Q
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12:41p, 8/1/05
Ha, you should seriously get a small chain and padlock and just lock it down somewhere easy to see.
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BOHICA
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12:42p, 8/1/05
FTA - you know you like it like that!!!
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NeuroticAg
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12:43p, 8/1/05
Should I get a sharpie and write on the stapler, "B**ch, keep your hands off my stapler!
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PCAg
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12:47p, 8/1/05
kiss up
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