My boss keeps stealing my stapler!

441 Views | 17 Replies | Last: 20 yr ago by PCAg
NeuroticAg
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I feel like the guy on Office Space!
Tree Hugger
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www.redswinglinestapler.com
Ags-R-Better
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Is it a SWINGLINE? A RED ONE?

combat wombat™
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Superglue it to your desk.
Lutefisk
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take all the staples out of it every night when you leave for the day.
PCAg
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go take it back and hit him with it
Lutefisk
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or superglue it to HIS desk.
AlphaBean
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You must protect the stapler at all times.

NeuroticAg
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My boss is female, FYI.

I just fixed her stapler last week, but while I was fixing her's, she borrowed mine, and I guess she decided mine was better.
AlphaBean
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You fixed her stapler??? Probably would have been more cost effective to buy a new one.
CBattBQ87
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I just fixed her stapler last week


So that's what they call it these days.
NeuroticAg
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By fixing her stapler, I meant I found a pair of pliers and pulled out a stuck stapler.
AlphaBean
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Sounds more like a diversion so she could thief your stapler.
BOHICA
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By fixing her stapler, I meant I found a pair of pliers and pulled out a stuck stapler.



You used pliers! Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Oooh,oohhh! Where was it stucK?
AlphaBean
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Dirty old man, dirty old man, dirty old man.
Aggie Q
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Ha, you should seriously get a small chain and padlock and just lock it down somewhere easy to see.
BOHICA
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FTA - you know you like it like that!!!
NeuroticAg
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Should I get a sharpie and write on the stapler, "B**ch, keep your hands off my stapler!
PCAg
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kiss up
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