IF you have access to a chem lab, get some methylene blue indicator. Put a bit in his coke, and he will piss blue.

FTAC of 2000
I graduated, but haven't changed my name.

Buy a pregnancy test, fill in the blue line with a marker, leave it in the trashcan.

If he drives a truck, let the air out of a tire and the spare.

If you live on the other side of the house I would do this...

Take fishing (stink) bait and smear it under the lip of their door if there is room. That crap stinks like no other and they will never find it. (It will stink up the house though, so you might want to do it right before you go out of town for the weekend)

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bean... I think you've heard about this one...

Save shredded paper, and when you have enough, fill their entire car. (I wonder who helped rooster with that one... ) It worked though. I think there were little strips of paper stuck in the car when I traded it in. you've got to see the pictures. It was actually a great prank... except it was on me.

Also, put rice in the pocket of their shorts. I'm still finding rice in my dresser drawers from when I lived with Drew in the house in Bryan.

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Haha, I was about to say, "Ask Lindy, she can tell you!"

I just kicked mine in the cooter...



Not really... but i wanted to a few times!

Mmmm...cooter[/homer simpson]

Send you male roomate a Father's Day card from an ex-girlfriend

My rule was to never pull pranks on someone who has a key to my room!

If you have access to his car: Get enough electrical wire to run from the motor under the car to the inside. Expose the wire on each end.
Raise the hood take off one spark plug wire and wrap the wire around the post and replace the cap. Run the wire under the car up into the inside. Go under the drivers seat and place the wire in the fold of the seat where it folds over. Place the wire so that when the driver sits down the wires are in contact with his rear end. When he starts the car he will recieve an electric shock. Most of the time this is enough to bring them out of the car. I have seen some guys try it a second or third time before the shock is to much. This makes for a great show.

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I just kicked mine in the cooter...

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The ol' muffpunt. Works every time.

Styrofoam peanuts are available at U-Haul. Once put 25 bags in a car at a wedding. Had to open the sunroof to get the last 5 bags in.

I saw a video not long ago of some guys who crosswired the brakes and horn of a friends car. Everytime he hit the brakes, the horn sounded.

FTAC of 2000
I graduated, but haven't changed my name.

That was a great video.

This is good stuff, but y'all better put a disclaimer on here so the OP doesn't sue you when his roommates kick his arse!

Put a condom or something over his tailpipe.

itching powder in the beds always fun...

if u have a seringe(sp?) tabasco or some other hot substance in the toothpaste tube.

if you have any stickers in the grass outside, carefullay arrange them on the driver seat of his car so when he sits down.. owwwwwwwwwwwww.

while asleep, duck tape to bed and put something that stings/pinches/bites under the covers with him.

ttt

Put some ICY-HOT on his toilet bowl seat.

Get his girlfriend pregnant and watch him raise the kid!!

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Get his girlfriend pregnant and watch him raise the kid!!

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That's a prank that keeps on pranking

Mix clear gelatin in his toilet.

When living in Dunn, the roommie was in the shower, we coated the door with flammable liquid, set ablaze. To make sure he was unharmed, we had the bucket of ice water ready to go over the door.

Epoxy his door shut.

An easy one is to put a glob of vaseline on the bottom of his doorknob.

By the way, all of these were done on one roommate.

I still like the fake desktop on his computer.

Fake desktop is child's play....


There was a guy at the office that had a meeting with a few of the "higher ups" and we knew he needed to be on his computer to show them some things during the day. So we took it upon our selves to redecorate his desktop with an all gay theme. Richard Simmons background, gay pride icons, YMCA playing when it started up and automatically opening an IE window to the A&M gays and lesbian site....

It was the biggest freak out I have ever witnessed.

by the way, i don't recommend gaying up a computer if VP's and the like are likely to witness a freak out

You can put them on various mailing lists... Herpes Groups, Bedwetters, Addiction. Send them to his work, or parents house.

Mustard under the car door handle... takes a bit of time to figure out where all the mustard is coming from.

Shoe-polish on the car during coming out week. Be createive.

If they are a big time chat person--create a fake user and hit on them online. Create a whole personality, maybe a myspace acct etc... Arrange a meeting then laugh. Save all convorsations. Post them on Texags.

if you live in a house with alot of the doors next to each other tie them all together with string (this was done in our sorority house) no one can get out of their rooms but they sure did keep trying

always heard that koolaid in the sheets would give them a nice color tan. never tried it though.

Get some Peeps.

Melt on doorknob.

slip some cyanide in his coffee

hth

tie a loop in some rope......drop it around there door then tie it off to the inside nob of another door.

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If they are a big time chat person--create a fake user and hit on them online. Create a whole personality, maybe a myspace acct etc... Arrange a meeting then laugh. Save all convorsations

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hehehe...my friend did this to one of our friends. She was a goody goody who judged everyone and my friends created a guy profile and talked dirty to her and turns out she was kinky as all heck. Who knew. From then on her judgementalness (is that a word?) was just funny.

If the door to their room opens to the inside of their room, then use clear packing tape on the outside to make a clear sheet that is sticky on the inside. When they open the door, they walk right into the tape.

Buy computer bumper sticker paper and print "I brake for dudes" stickers, and may want to add a rainbow for special effects. Put on back bumper.