ok for some reason my roommates are having an april fools in july marathon or something but i need a good way to get them back for filling all the air vents in my car full of flour. suggestions?

Cayenne pepper in their can of dip (if they dip). Be sure to shake it up good to mix it in.

kick their ass



that would be pretty funny

I've never tried this but looks fun. Mess with their computer
http://www.computerpranks.com/downloadable-pranks/default.cfm?SubCategory1ID=22

when they're in the shower...ben-gay in the crotch of their underwear.

Hide in the closet and when they open the door, scare the bejeezus out of them.

I put fish in the bumpers of my roommates' cars. But that was revenge for something else.

I had a system set up for about 10 different alarms to go off at five minutes intervals starting at 5:00 a.m.

Kool-Aid in the shower head.

Videotape them having sex with an ugly fat chick. Then email it to everyone you both know, including their parents.

saran wrap over the toilet bowl

Shrimp under the bed, or in the seat post if they have a swivel chair.

Cup of water on the top of their door--an oldie but a goodie.

FTAC of 2000
I graduated, but haven't changed my name.

Get some rubber gloves and rub dog **** on their door handles.

Duct tape his sheets to the bed

Poke pinholes in all of their condoms.

It is a bad idea to get in a roomate prank war.

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Poke pinholes in all of their condoms

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That's a BIG practical joke!

*edit: this is assuming he actually gets some.

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neurotic,
that was GREAT!

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That's a BIG practical joke!

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Big in terms of size (snicker), or length of time for this to work?

big in terms of consequences, perhaps?

Length of time to work and the financial stress that is caused. Every time you look at the kid, you'd laugh. Or when he's breaking out with something.

You can saran wrap the doors of their car shut.

put 100 crickets inside their car. man that was annoying.

Put lice in their beds.

take a video of you giving his mom the shocker, then mail it to his whole family.

I've got a few.

If you lift the top of the comode, there is a hose that refills the tank (the back part). Take that hose and let it stick out from the top of the comode, pointing at the spot a person would stand while using the restroom. PLace the lid back on top, where the hose is barely sticking out. The person will flush the comode, and water will begin spraying all over him.

The upper decker (aka top shelf) - take a dump in the top of the comode. Lift the top of the tank, plop plop, and replace top. It will take them weeks to find it.

Operation move Mark out (this was done to one of my roommates) - take your roommates entire room and move it outside. Make sure you arrange his furniture exactly like it was inside.

I've got plenty - I lived in an old house in Bryan with six roommates.

Short sheet the bed!!

flower in the air filter is pretty sheisty...you should escalate.

I thought of one more.

This one works really good if you know you're roommate is going to be coming home hammered.

Take the sheets off your roommate's bed. Put the box springs on the top and the matress on the bottom. Make the bed. Your roommate will come home thinking he's falling into a nice soft bed. He will be surprised.

but beef boullion cubes in the showerhead not kool aid, it is a stink that takes forever to get off

bean... I think you've heard about this one...

Save shredded paper, and when you have enough, fill their entire car. (I wonder who helped rooster with that one... ) It worked though. I think there were little strips of paper stuck in the car when I traded it in. you've got to see the pictures. It was actually a great prank... except it was on me.

Also, put rice in the pocket of their shorts. I'm still finding rice in my dresser drawers from when I lived with Drew in the house in Bryan.

Ive got two good ones.
1. Wake up really early and take all the bats on campus and crumble them up into little balls and fill his entire room to the top.

2. When he goes to bed, go to Lowes and get one of those huge trashcans. Fill it up with water and lean it on his door. When he wakes up and opens the door, the water will pour all into his room making everything soaking wet. Good stuff.

assuming he has carpet, walk into his room with a hand full of sugar and spread it out. If you're sly enough, you can even do this while they are in the room...

after a couple of days, his room should be full of ants...

If you drink soft drinks out of bottles, put a bunch of Tobasco in the bottle. The carbonation covers up the smell....but not the heat.