Your favorite Ron White joke - Page 2

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9:59a, 4/1/05

the airline pilot that leans out and yells to the duck following them 'Go around!!'......

bdenby

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10:12a, 4/1/05

"Let Poot have a shot....Good thing Poot was there."

Kramer: "Well I must say, this all sounds capricious and arbitrary."

Dean Jones: "Your fly is undone."

J. Walter Weatherman

Joined: Nov 14, 2004

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10:15a, 4/1/05

"I'll tell you what the deal is. Gay people in this area wear hats; we're tryin' to keep them out of our club!" Oh really? The only way we can tell down in Texas is if they have their hair cut like....yours.

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Joined: Apr 12, 2000

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10:19a, 4/1/05

Put the dog on the phone... I'll talk to him.