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Who else just watched the entire Spring Break Shark Attack movie?

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watty
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Cause I just did! The ending was kind of sudden. Like, they swam away! Movie over! The girl was hot though.
TXMUSIC
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The Lost
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chicks in bikinis!
DallasAg1999
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"Made for TV" says it all. I didn't watch it, but the previews looked retarded.
watty
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Oh it was definitely retarded. Yet I watched.
AggieBaseball06
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Orgasmic.
Guitarsoup
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Kill your TV!
AggieDarlin
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DallasAg..."Spring Break Shark Attack" didn't say it all?
Tom Hagen
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I would rather just watch Girls Gone Wild: Spring Break, and skip the fish.
jagouar1
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Watched about 5 mins of it.... looked good in HDTV
AggieDarlin
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girls and fish shouldn't go together
Swan
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i'm ashamed to admit that i did.
65532ag
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Lance Uppercut
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We couldn't pull away. It provided some good laughs.
Gomer95
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I watched most of it. It was bad. I was glad the rohypnol loser got eaten though. You knew that would happen.
TAMU98AG
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Sharks don't swim in herds/packs.

Horrible loss of 2 hours I will never get back.
aggiedad04
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The dumbest movie I have watched in a long time. Poor special effects also
Smittyfubar
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quote:
Sharks don't swim in herds/packs


Actually some species do, but not tigers. The movie was retarded but entertaining all the same.
Dad
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Did the girl from The O.C. live or die?
Spider
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I'm embarassed to say I did..........
Old Main
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This was one of the worst movies ever. Obviously I knew it wouldn't be critically acclaimed, but I didn't think it could be this bad!

- Supposed to be in Ft. Lauderdale, but "Leblanc Island" with huge boulders could not be in Florida. Horizon along beach was hilly, more like Virgin Islands than Florida. They go down street to party and they show South Beach, which is a 45 minute drive. Stock footage of underwater sharks doesn't match footage from boats. Location-wise this movie was retarted.

- Shark fins in the distance looked like small sailboats and further out the fins were just as big, so from this perspective the fins in the distance were huge sailboats!

- We had to wait until the end of the movie for the idiot "ruffies dealing" J.T. guy to die, and even then we didn't get to see him getting eaten alive.

The sharks moved so slow and in perfectly straight or curved lines. Contrast this to the real shark scenes in "Open Water".

- The local "too poor to afford college" good guy was such a cliche.

They had Kathy Baker (Edward Scissorhands) and Bryan Brown (Cocktail) in it to try to make it look like it might be good.

I would say that they should have standards to prevent movies like this to air on primetime network television, but then my standards weren't high enough to just turn it off!

This movie sucked so bad! It will be a classic on that Jim Bob show where thay make fun of crap like this.
Daveintx
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Nope, instead I suffered through the Jeff Foxworthy roast, which could/should have been MUCH better than it turned out
CC97
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It was embarrasing to have to listen to Jim Nantz talk about this stupid movie over and over during the basketball games.
crazytexasaggie99
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I would rather watch Golden Girls
Nom de Plume
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HD was the only reason I tuned in. I watched 2 minutes of the last 20 or so.

I especially enjoyed the scene at the end where the boat is in open water. There are bigger waves and swells on Lake Bryan 90% of the time than any you see during that scene.

The chick was not that hot, at least in HD. Her running was the only good part.
Old Main
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This is honestly the worst movie I have seen in a long, long time.
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