Now that I have graduated, I want to impart some secrets to the current students.

The first place to start is the best bathrooms on campus. I guarded this secret with my life while in College Station, but now that I won't have to wait around behind these people in line if the secret gets out, I think ti is about time to tell the younger generations.

(These may have changed since I was in school):

Best - 2nd floor, Evans Library

There is no possible reason for anyone to ever go to the second floor of Evans Library (what is even there?). So, the bathroom is immaculate.

ANy other choices for best bathroom?

3rd floor west campus library is pretty nice

agree on second floor evans, i used to study in the periodicals section

4th floor of hotard was nice.

I will second the 2nd floor at Evan's, all the way to the west, was a daily ritual after my nap.

3rd floor Rudder Auditorium. Drop a deuce, then take a nap.

oooooh good one.

The HECC bathroom was a dump.

Heldenfels sucked too

excellent topic

my vote is the basement of Reed McDonald. I have ruled there many a time, often rather late at night (They are cleaned approximately 11pm, making it a very nice stop).

for a retro effect, you could try the one's in Jollie Rollie, up close to the front

Nothing beats the third floor of the MSC.

I still try and make a pilgrimage there whenever I'm in College Station.

Do they still have the warning on the bathroom mirrors in Evans? I don't remember exactly what it said, but it warned against certain activities.

Harrington Basement

Next to the Bush Public Policy Library.

Basement in Kleberg next to the brand stairwell.

4th floor of rudder tower. nobody ever goes up there, and the stalls are big.


although it did suck when the elevator opened and people were up there, and you had to pretend like you went to the wrong floor. haha.

Second floor of the Academic Building. It's an old school setup with plenty of urinals and sinks. Plus, the building isn't used all that much so they are always clean.

Rudder Auditorium

3rd or 4th floor Weiner.. handicapped stall.

I definitely agree with the 2nd floor of Evans and the upper parts of Rudder.

The conference center out at the Bush school hands down. It's huge, new, and never used (except by me)

2nd Floor evans Im pretty sure is the Engineering books. That is why no one goes there hehe, because rarely do undergrad engineers have to do research papers, IE never. They do not count on our writing or reading skills except for our math reading skills I guess.

My vote, where if Im gonna go and I have a choice is 4th floor CVLB. Though maybe 3rd floor would be better. Good thing about the engineering buildings is you rarely would have to worry that someone with an STD/STI was there before you, because these dorks arent getting any.

Stay away from the 2nd Floor Academic Building. Wouldn't want to be in a stall when all of that anonymous gay sex starts up.

The basement of the msc. you went downstairs right next to the entrance of the hotel rooms. That bathroom was greatness.

Most buildings on campus had great bathrooms. MSC, Rudder, Library. The exception being the bigger classroom buildings, HECC, heldenfelds, wehner, kleberg really sucked, and the SCC. For my money, it was Dorm 10 2nd Deck. Sophia the Janitor always kept it clean for all us dirty boys.

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agree with bob

knut that used to be my place then for a couple of weeks when fish camp interviews were going on there were way too many people around, i moved up to the second floor.

Wasn't there an episode on Seinfeld about the best bathrooms in Manhattan? George being the master of his throne or something like that. Then in another episode he lied about being handicapped just to use the executive washroom...

Anyway, this post made me think of that.

Farmer, you can't beat having a dirty magazine rack right next to your crapper, can you? Trahan did well and I sure enjoyed it.

However, it sucked taking one while there were people taking a shower or vice versa. Those bathrooms could get really stinky with all the steam.

i was going to say basement of the MSC also. the girls bathroom is very interesting. in the first stall or two, there are toilets that look like urinals, but they're actually for the "squatters." it's pretty funny. my friend was confused the first time she went in there, she thought she was in the wrong bathroom! there's never anyone down there though. there'll be a big ol' line upstairs, and the basement one is empty.

i also like 2nd floor evans.

Hey Farmer... do you know if John is still working in Dorm 10?

I lived in Dorm 10 for my last three years. Floor 4 my pisshead and zip year and floor 1 my butt year (on the satellite deck, it was greatness not having to have to wake up to screaming pissheads and fish...)

Anyway...I miss the dorm days...

JB '02

John was awesome!!

He was always sitting underneath the stairs reading some book or another...

Really nice guy..I wonder what ever happened to his daughter..

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I lived in Dorm 10 for my last three years. Floor 4 my pisshead and zip year and floor 1 my butt year (on the satellite deck, it was greatness not having to have to wake up to screaming pissheads and fish...)

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I wonder how confused people from other schools get when they read stuff like this? I love A&M

I agree that Heldenfel's has the ****tiest (no pun intended) bathroom on campus.

Good call on the Rudder bathrooms though.