Learn it.
Know it.
Live it.

alright Hamilton!

Uno Nickolay

It's just like last summer...whne you fell in love with that girl from the Fotomat. You bought $40 worth of ****in film, and you didn't even get a number. You don't even own a camera, Rat.

Gig 'Em

I would just like to get my $1.83 back...Brad.

If you can just wait a minute, I think you have to fill out a form.

Do you see that sign? It says 100% guaranteed. Do you know what guaranteed means you moron?!

Mister if you don't shut up I'm gonna kick 100% of your a$$!

"So how much comes out?"

"About a quart or so" !!!

"This was not the best breakfast I've ever had"

The attitude is you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays or prays. Whatever happens, your toes are still tapping.

Is that your little brother? Sheesh, he's a good looking kid.

Dude, you're ripping my card.

"Why don't you get a job Spicoli?"

"What for?"

"You need money."

"Uh-huh-huh, All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz and I'm fine."

If I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make it "our" time?

I know you! You used to work at All American Burger...

Dude...we left this England place 'cause it was bogus. So if we don't get some cool rules ourselves...pronto...then we'll just be bogus too. Yay?

Gig 'Em


[This message has been edited by CollegeStationAgFan (edited 1/4/2005 2:37p).]

Men have died trying to obtain this valuable information, but I'm going to give it you for free. Now pay attention...

First of all, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi."

Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it."

Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?"

Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice."

And five, now this is the most important. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

You wouldn't like it if I came to your house and discussed history on your time, now would you?

That was my skull! I'm so wasted!

(Sorry, I can't let this thread die...I love this movie)

I shall serve no fries before their time.

Let's make up our own set of cool rules, pronto. Or else we'll just be bogus too.

My brothers gonna s h i t!
My brothers gonna kill us!


Well make up your mind dude, is he gonna s h i t or is he gonna kill us?


First he's gonna s h i t then he's gonna kill us!

I can fix it....I can fix it.....Relax, alright. My old man is a television repairman - he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it

[This message has been edited by EnviroAg96 (edited 1/4/2005 9:32p).]

Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?

Learning about Cuba....having some food.

"Those guys are ***s!"

I DON'T KNOW

I like that. I really like that. Will I pass this class? Gee Mr. Spicoli, I don't know. Do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to leave that up there all day for all my students to see...giving you full credit, of course.

Aw right.

Phoebe's muff.

Where'd you get this jacket...
The network gave it to me.


what was the secret sauce at bronco burger?
Ketchup and Mayonaise