Fourth: Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky showed up at my daughter's wedding? You know my daughter; she's a beautiful girl.

First: I tell you, I'd like to have sex with her!

Fourth: Well, Brasky shows up.. and you know he's a big fella.

Third: Goes about 7'8", 530.

Fourth: Well, he's standing right between me and my daughter at the ceremony. He's got no right to be there, but he's drunk and he's Brasky! Well, long story short: the priest accidentally marries Brasky and me! [ the guys laugh ] Off! Off! Off! We spend the weekend in the Pocono's - he loves me like I've never been loved before!

"You know, he would shoot whiskey into his neck with a syringe!"

Also, did I ever tell you about the time Brasky went hunting? Brasky decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machette. They all begged for their lives...except Fleagle

Brasky was a pederast.

I like to masturbate to the Teletubbies!

"I once saw him eat a whole live chicken."

Brasky's a hell of a guy. He once ate an anvil and a case of 10 penny nails. He said his stomach wasn't feeling right so he dropped trou and crapped a 16 ft tugboat chain. Then he asked for seconds!

To Bill!

Bill Brasky once gave me a videotape of him having sex with my wife, and it was the most beautiful damn thing I ever saw!

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One time I was with Brasky in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Brasky goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Bill Brasky! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Billbrasky' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!

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no longer actually tacking on an extra year. i had to get a real job.

If you drop a phonograph needle on Brasky's nipple, it plays The Beach Boys' Pet Sounds

i am legally retarded.





so anyway!

He once breast-fed a flamingo back to health!

brasky named the group sha na na! they did NOT want to be called that!