It light of the upcoming new year, and the large amount of libations to be consumed, I feel we should take time to share our best story we witnessed from the greatest man alive, Mr. Bill Brasky.....

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We once had a bachelor party for Bill Brasky. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.

He'll eat a homeless person if you dare him.

Did I ever tell you about the time I went horseback riding with Brasky, but there weren't any horses around? Well, Brasky throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well wouldn't you know it my stamina increases with each day and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Brasky decides to enter me in the Breeders Cup, right? Under the name Turkish Delight. And I'm running in second place, and I'm running and I BREAK MY ANKLE. So anyway they're about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, don't shoot him he's a human.

After Happy Hour one evening Bill snuck us into Astro World to to fight a killer-whale. Before he was about to diembowel shamu with his bare hands, he decided it was better to love than fight, so porked the whale on the bottom of the tank floor, got out, spat, and threw a $20 in the tank. TO BILL BRASKY

He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican! .......And he hated irony!

So, I'm in the back of a pickup with Bill Brasky and a live deer! Well, Brasky, he grabs the deer by the antlers, looks at it and says, "I'm Bill Brasky! Say it!"

Then he squeezes the deer in such a way that a sound comes out of its mouth - "Billbrasky!" It wasn't exactly it, but it was pretty good for a deer!

Brasky would put on a white tie and tails and would walk his cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra Beverly, and he taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day it bit the maid.

So with tears in his eyes, Brasky had to shoot...the maid.

"He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Brasky!"

He sleeps eight hours a night! ........ well, he was pretty normal when it came to that.

Bill Brasky was a 10 foot monster who slept with all our wives! And punched us all in the face! And we loved him for it!

Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Brasky takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'

i scissor kicked angela lansbury

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Aggies Never Give Up!!

hahhaaha, bill brasky=hilarious

"Did I ever tell you about the time he taught his son how to drive? He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. Brasky said it would've happened sometime."

who the he// is bill brasky?

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He's a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi. He still believes in Santa Claus, and wants to put him in porn films.

Hey! Are you guys talking about Bill Brasky? I know Bill Brasky too!

Brasky ranked 18th in the AP College Football Pool.

To Bill Brasky!

He once raped the Pope in self defense!

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Bill Brasky is a son of a b*tch! He's the father of every kid in this town!

Brasky once hosted the Grammys and gave every award to Corey Hart.

He orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith and Wesson.

To Bill Brasky! A ten-foot-tall, two-ton son of a b*tch who could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing!

His poop is used as currency in Argentina.

He has ambiguous genitalia.

i killed this thread with a single death-blow.

They use Brasky's foreskin to cover Wrigley Field when it rains.

To Bill Brasky!

He has a toenail on the end of his p_e_n_i_s!

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Bill Brasky taught me how to make love to a woman, and scold a child.



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Thanks for the advice, i'll keep that in mind

Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of, 'The King & I?' On opening night, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews

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Hey! Are you guys talking about Bill Brasky? I know Bill Brasky too!

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I WANT TO BE YOUR DEAR FRIEND!!!!

this is a wonderful thread, please keep it going

Silver soda!

I got it on will Brasky's wife! To Bill Brasky!

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EVERY MORNING I CRAP THE BED

his first name is bill!

i'm drunk

"Whoa, easy there fella!"

"Hey, he likes you!"