Yeah, it's a random topic, but we've all been there.

4th grade lunchtime. Had the school lunch. Was bored. Casually flicked a pea from my plate. Hit a big mean kid a coupla tables away right in his ear. I think he was a 6 th grader. He got up and started cussing and shaking his head until the pea came out of his ear. I was horrified.

He came over and picked up my milk carton and poured it on the kid next to me.

He actually thought my friend Ronnie did it. Ronnie had no idea what was going on.

Big kid said, "Dont you ever do that again!!" And walked away. Nobody saw me do it and I never said a word.


Later in life, I was flying and the flight attended served the inflight meal. They had these little salads. When I opened the little container of Thousand Island salad dressing, which was under pressure, it made a small popping sound. I looked over and about half my dressing had shot out and landed on the back of the shirt of the FAA Inspector who as riding on my jumpseat. I'm sure he heard the pop and then he looked over at me. I just smiled and said something goofy like, "Nice salad".

Bet he figured it out when he got home.

Didn't flick but had lunch outside on a patio. Grabbed the ketchup bottle to put some on my fries. Opened lid and ketchup went spurting in the air and landed on the guy next to my table. He jumped up and yelled..."Who's the dead man who did this!" I just sat there laughing inside and didn't say a thing!

I was in middle school and playing with a pen. I was bending it back and forth, and it broke and shot red ink all over the girl in front of me and her new old navy shirt. She cried. I ended up buying her a new shirt.

One time at a diner I accidentally threw a salt shaker over my shoulder and hit a big bully who was a few tables down eating with his buds.

poor Seabass. Cant catch a break. always getting picked on

I kicked a soccer ball the other day and it rebounded off the fireplace and hit my toddler in the head

I was at Reliant stadium watching a game, went on a beer and food run and was carry two open full tall boy cans and two nachos on a flimsy plastic tray back down the steps to my seats. One of the cans tilted forward, and fell over the front of the tray, did a perfect flip, landed perfectly square on its bottom on the step in front of me, and launched a geyser of beer and foam about 20 feet almost straight up. Almost. About 2/3 of it came down on the guy in the seat next to the step, to the cheers and delight of the dozen rows of fans behind us watching it happen.

I bought the guy a beer he could drink instead of wear.

I was going after her friend, but we were alone and one thing led to another…

AgTrip said:

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Didn't flick but had lunch outside on a patio. Grabbed the ketchup bottle to put some on my fries. Opened lid and ketchup went spurting in the air and landed on the guy next to my table. He jumped up and yelled..."Who's the dead man who did this!" I just sat there laughing inside and didn't say a thing!

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Well, at least you didn't throw a salt shaker over your shoulder and hit a big mean dude in a roadside restaurant…

NM. Somebody already picked the low hanging fruit!

A buddy walking to class went to help a girl up who fell over on her bike. He was smoking and flicked the cigarette away before helping her. He flicked the cigarette on her.