That kangaroo stole my ball.
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RooAg said:
That kangaroo stole my ball.
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Well, I believe in the soul, the c**k, the p***y, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Crash Davis. Bull Durham.
Hey Dad? Wanna have a catch?
My all time favorite scene and movie. And just got back from the field in Iowa with my girls....My Christmas present. Unbelievable time. Highly recommend visiting the movie site if you ever get a chance.
My all time favorite scene and movie. And just got back from the field in Iowa with my girls....My Christmas present. Unbelievable time. Highly recommend visiting the movie site if you ever get a chance.
"What an incredible Cinderella story. This unknown, out of nowhere to lead the pack at Augusta. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion."
"It looks like a miracle... It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"
"It looks like a miracle... It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"
Today, unfortunately, many Americans have good reason to fear that they will be victimized if they are unable to protect themselves. And today, no less than in 1791, the Second Amendment guarantees their right to do so. - Justice Samuel Alito 2022
"Terrific shot! I'm right in the gosh darn woods again."
trueaggie2782 said:
"Terrific shot! I'm right in the [gosh darn] woods again."
Name that movie.
"It's not show friends, it's show business"
trueaggie2782 said:trueaggie2782 said:
"Terrific shot! I'm right in the [gosh darn] woods again."
Name that movie.
Greatest Game Ever Played
I love to see a fat guy score.
BulldogAg said:
Hey Dad? Wanna have a catch?
My all time favorite scene and movie. And just got back from the field in Iowa with my girls....My Christmas present. Unbelievable time. Highly recommend visiting the movie site if you ever get a chance.
I was coming here to say "No, it's Iowa".
Being in TexAgs jail changes a man……..no, not really
Believe in the ball, and throw yourself.
dang it! Came here to post this one!Sooper Jeenyus said:
It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard is what makes it great.
"Rudy, Rudy, Rudy...."
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.
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****. ***** These are highly technical golf terms and you're using them on your first lesson. This is promising.
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Grip it and rip it.
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Greatness courts failure, Romeo.
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This is the last ball in the bag. This gets wet, we're disqualified.
All from Tin Cup
Every time I call it a game, you call it a business, and every time I call it business, you call it a game.
AggieArchitect04 said:Quote:
****. ***** These are highly technical golf terms and you're using them on your first lesson. This is promising.Quote:
Grip it and rip it.Quote:
Greatness courts failure, Romeo.Quote:
This is the last ball in the bag. This gets wet, we're disqualified.
All from Tin Cup
Last time someone told me to grip it and rip it, my elbow nearly fell off. It's never been the same.
stay low boys. keep those feet moving. go be perfect.
- chavez (fnl)
His bags are packed. He's got his airplane ticket. Bring him to the airport.
Send him home.
Send him home.
"Sun don't shine on the same dog's ass everyday, but, mister you ain't seen a ray of light since you got here."
Funky butt-lovin!!!
You'd bury yourself alive just to prove you could handle the shovel.
Really?
No one has mentioned, "Oh Daddy"?
No one has mentioned, "Oh Daddy"?
ZERO
FUN
SIR
FUN
SIR
Remember, kid, there's heroes and there's legends. Heroes get remembered, but legends never die.
Man that ball got outta here in a hurry, you know anything that travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think? -Bull Durham pic.twitter.com/EZkOgXeULB
— Baseball Quotes (@BaseballQuotes1) December 17, 2018
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
- Well, Nuke's scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here. We need a live... is it a live rooster? We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present. Is that about right? We're dealing with a lot of s***.
soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking.
"I don't care about your feelings OP. I'm not going to let fandom replace reason, thought, and history"
GIVE HIM A BODY BAG! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Get him a body bag
"Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity!"
"Are you injured or are you hurt?"
"Whats that mean?"
"Well, if you're hurt, you can still play. If you're injured ya can't. So are you hurt, or are you injured?" -The Program. 1993.
"I'm the player to be named later." Bull Durham.
"Whats that mean?"
"Well, if you're hurt, you can still play. If you're injured ya can't. So are you hurt, or are you injured?" -The Program. 1993.
"I'm the player to be named later." Bull Durham.
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