I feel like I could manage everything there but the cinnamon roll. The cinnamon roll is what makes that so difficult because of the density.

I've been debating a proper strategy in my head. Should you do the cinnamon roll first or last? I was thinking first but it is so dense you don't want it to absorb all of your stomach acid, but you could always drink some liquid too. There's also a chewing strategy. The cinnamon roll really needs to be dissolving by the time it's swallowed down. You don't want to swallow big chunks because it won't digest as fast.

Maybe there's a scientist here who could shed some light on the subject.

ErnestEndeavor said:

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I feel like I could manage everything there but the cinnamon roll. The cinnamon roll is what makes that so difficult because of the density.

I've been debating a proper strategy in my head. Should you do the cinnamon roll first or last? I was thinking first but it is so dense you don't want it to absorb all of your stomach acid, but you could always drink some liquid too. There's also a chewing strategy. The cinnamon roll really needs to be dissolving by the time it's swallowed down. You don't want to swallow big chunks because it won't digest as fast.

Maybe there's a scientist here who could shed some light on the subject.

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Use the Joey Chestnut method and soak the cinnamon roll BEFORE you eat it.

A better look at the food.

Looking at that, on a day that I'm really down and depressed I could probably do the orange plates. Give me a few hours and I could do all of it.

That's it? That looks like a regular Tuesday morning breakfast for me. I should plan a trip to Branson.

You have to eat it in 30 minutes.

Paul's has damned good food, BTW. Lots of good diner food to be had in Branson.

That's so many freaking eggs! 6 hardboiled eggs IN ADDITION to the omelette? Good God

Also hard boiled are ass (except deviled eggs)

Scrambled or GTFO in that sitch

I would puke just looking at those hard boiled eggs before I even ate anything else.

JMac03 said:

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I would puke just looking at those hard boiled eggs before I even ate anything else.

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jetch17 said:

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I think those are potatoes

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Then they are way undercooked. I need me some crispy hash browns.