Bruce Almighty said:
YokelRidesAgain said:
Slicer97 said:
YokelRidesAgain said:
Mayo on burgers should be considered a crime against humanity.
People who put ketchup on a burger will bunk with the pedophiles in their own special section of Hell.
In-N-Out's sauce is largely composed of mayonnaise and ketchup mixed together. Californians love this stuff.
It's well past time for that godforsaken place to fall into the sea.
Mayo mixed with ketchup is the base for every burger and chicken tender sauce in the country.
Piss on that. This is what you wanna do for a meat sauce, especially if that meat is fried: 2 parts mayo (Duke's if you ain't gonna make it yourself. Hellman's is trash and no, Miracle Whip is not a substitute; it's a cry for help), 2 parts brown mustard (the yeller stuff don't cut the mustard for this, so to speak, but the HEB brand deli stuff works just fine), 1 part teriyaki sauce (the liquidy kind, not the thick stuff), .75 parts prepared horseradish (don't be a limpwristed pantywaist and go less), and as much freshly ground black pepper as you can stand. Combine and throw in a squeeze bottle. You're welcome.
