I don't understand frozen sandwiches. Sounded disgusting but I like to try new things so I got a box when I was high.

I'm not convinced the bread is really bread. They are frozen but the bread somehow avoids becoming soggy during the thawing process.

Is making a PB&J really that hard? If you have to get store bought PB&J it seems like you've given up on life.

But have you tried them in the air fryer yet

Love them when the PB is still slightly frozen.

Uncrustables saved my life the first time I floated the river in San Marcos many years ago.

Oh I love PB&J whether I'm high or not. I just don't understand the appeal. At first I thought they were for kids, but then saw a woman bring one to work for lunch. I just felt bad for her.

ETA: air fryer sounds interesting.

toasty on the outside, warm and melty on the inside. if you want to put it in a bowl with a scoop of ice cream on top i will not judge.

Why are you making fun of dabo and his adolescent dietary choices?

You going to attack Hot Pockets next?

They don't taste half bad. I'm conflicted. I don't cook much but it just feels incredibly lazy not to make something so simple.

Also, I guess I'm buying an air fryer now.

Are you high right now? Why / why not?

AggieArchitect04 said:

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I don't understand frozen sandwiches. Sounded disgusting but I like to try new things so I got a box when I was high.

I'm not convinced the bread is really bread. They are frozen but the bread somehow avoids becoming soggy during the thawing process.

Is making a PB&J really that hard? If you have to get store bought PB&J it seems like you've given up on life.

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Anchorhold said:

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Are you high right now? Why / why not?

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Not yet but done with work and kids are gone so might smoke a bowl. The liquor store down the street sells a 4pack of seltzers that are 50mg each! So picking me up one of those.

I don't get it either. They look terrible to me and are obviously very unhealthy.

Weekly uncrustables consumption by NFL team

Next time you get high, here's what you wanna do. Get a couple slices of good sourdough. Fry some bacon in a skillet. Once the bacon is done, pour off the grease, and add some clarified butter. Peanut butter one slice and grate some smoked gouda on the other. Sammich the bacon between the 2 and grill, cheese-side on the bottom first, so it all holds together when you flip it.

It sounds a little weird, but it works. No, I was not high when I came up with this. Mighta been a little drunk, but not high.

And now you don't have to buy an air fryer or children-with-lazy-parents food.

If you don't toast them, you're doing it wrong

The earlier post contained the following phrases "get high" and "fry bacon", possibly not the best idea.

The only ones I eat "frozen" are the protein ones cause other wise the peanut butter sticks all up in my mouth.

In fact I had a regular uncrustable yesterday at the softball field.

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Slicer97 said:

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Next time you get high, here's what you wanna do. Get a couple slices of good sourdough. Fry some bacon in a skillet. Once the bacon is done, pour off the grease, and add some clarified butter. Peanut butter one slice and grate some smoked gouda on the other. Sammich the bacon between the 2 and grill, cheese-side on the bottom first, so it all holds together when you flip it.

It sounds a little weird, but it works. No, I was not high when I came up with this. Mighta been a little drunk, but not high.

And now you don't have to buy an air fryer or children-with-lazy-parents food.

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sir this is about 14 steps too many for someone who is high

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Lmao this is what taco bell door dash is for

But hey man some people like cooking while high and I can appreciate that

Cooking while high?

How about taking muscle relaxers and drinking and then buying expensive guitars by accident?

The people who eat Uncrustables are the same people eating boneless chicken.

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The people who eat Uncrustables are the same people eating boneless chicken.

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Facts.

Although I do like wings.

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I don't get it either. They look terrible to me and are obviously very unhealthy.

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You have to be 5 years old to get it

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Slicer97 said:

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Next time you get high, here's what you wanna do. Get a couple slices of good sourdough. Fry some bacon in a skillet. Once the bacon is done, pour off the grease, and add some clarified butter. Peanut butter one slice and grate some smoked gouda on the other. Sammich the bacon between the 2 and grill, cheese-side on the bottom first, so it all holds together when you flip it.

It sounds a little weird, but it works. No, I was not high when I came up with this. Mighta been a little drunk, but not high.

And now you don't have to buy an air fryer or children-with-lazy-parents food.

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sir this is about 14 steps too many for someone who is high

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Absolutely.

Slicer is also one of those "omg, I wouldn't touch that dope" lolold types

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The people who eat Uncrustables are the same people eating boneless chicken.

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Has to suck never being able to eat breasts or thighs

I bought an uncrustable at the airport yesterday.



It was delicious.

no one cares about a druggies opinion

Some of you have to be fatter than I am. The only time I see those are in gas stations and they look like they are as appealing as the sushi next to them.

Next time you're high, dip the uncrustable in pancake batter, deep fry and top with powdered sugar.

Bruce Almighty said:

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Next time you're high, dip the uncrustable in pancake batter, deep fry and top with powdered sugar.

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It's like a whiskey tango beignet?

My friends all know that if I'm in charge of the chow for ice chest hunting or fishing trips, a box of uncrustables is coming along. And everyone loves to give me **** about it, but to a man, woman and child, I catch every one of them unwrapping a cooler Sammy at some point on the trip.

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My friends all know that if I'm in charge of the chow for ice chest hunting or fishing trips, a box of uncrustables is coming along. And everyone loves to give me **** about it, but to a man, woman and child, I catch every one of them unwrapping a cooler Sammy at some point on the trip.

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Ordering an extra pizza or two the night before, then cold pizza in the cooler (big ziplocks) was our hack.

Way too many people care about what other people eat and how they do it.