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In reply to Ol_Ag_02 • 4:34p, 5/22/26

All of the above. Testicles/chesticles...bane of aging existence.

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In reply to Ol_Ag_02 • 3:43p, 5/26/26

Ol_Ag_02 said:
malenurse said:
AggieArchitect04 said:
How come men don't get enhancements as they get older? Like once your balls start to hang really low, can you go under the knife and get that tightened up a bit or something?

Asking for a friend.

Agreed. At my age, I can't ride a bicycle anymore without worrying about the boys getting caught in the chain.

Do your balls hang low?
Do they dangle to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?

Do they itch when it's hot?
Do you rest them in a pot?

Do you get them in a tangle?
Do you catch them in a mangle?
Do they swing in stormy weather?
Do they tickle with a feather?

Do they rattle when you walk?
Do they jingle when you talk?

Can you sling them on your shoulder
Like a lousy xxxxing soldier?
Do your balls hang low?

The last verse as sung by the immortal Oscar Brand was:

Can you sling'em 'o'er your shoulder
Like a Continental soldier
Do your etc.

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In reply to malenurse • 4:50p, 5/26/26

AG

malenurse said:
AggieArchitect04 said:
How come men don't get enhancements as they get older? Like once your balls start to hang really low, can you go under the knife and get that tightened up a bit or something?

Asking for a friend.

Agreed. At my age, I can't ride a bicycle anymore without worrying about the boys getting caught in the chain.

Pick up your dingle dangle and tuck it in your shirt.

In Hoc Signo Vinces

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4:52p, 5/26/26

AG

Bald head and no tits. Why is Bill Burr the first person to come to mind?

Also this move would open up a whole new genre of pron for you.

Yep there are sickos out there into that.

Keep me posted when you do.

In Hoc Signo Vinces