When your flight is cancelled, and you've been re-routed to Denver via Dallas in &@$ seats, you provide some form of entertainment …and obscure Winter Olympic sports.

That's another tick in the win column for United club membership.

Speaking of Denver, if you ever take the last of your gummies before the TSA check, thinking you'll be on a flight in 30 or 40 minutes before they kick in, and your flight gets delayed an hour or so..... make sure you're with someone or meet someone you trust who can help you to your seat on the flight.

What normally seems like an easy task (listen for flight, line up, get to your seat), can become overly complicated when you can't move your legs, and you're trying to figure out if Bill Clinton from the 90s and current Bill Clinton are the same person.

I doubt TSA really cares in Denver

I'm not terrified of reality so I don't take gummies.

Now if it would help me think some of the people that get on the plane are actually some other kind of creatures than what came down the jetway, I would consider eating a few.