Name something better than a good breakfast sausage

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Athanasius
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You can't.
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7:19p, 2/6/26
Egg and cheese croissant
Fluffy pancakes
Chorizo, egg, and cheese taco
Brisket, egg, and cheese taco
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Bacon.
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7:20p, 2/6/26
A great breakfast sausage
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7:25p, 2/6/26
Sex
BJs
HJs
FJs
ZJs
Ice cream
Sushi
A good ribeye
A cigar
A million dollars
A billion dollars
Two billon dollars

Basically everything.
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Wang Dang Sweet Poontang
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In reply to Athanasius • 7:29p, 2/6/26
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Oscar Mayer 22-24 count Foodservice bacon.

FYI…when Berkshire Hathaway acquired Kraft Heinz they killed the foodservice bacon because it didn't meet their minimum margin requirement.

Oscar's quality has really gone down the tubes under Kraft. So maybe there is nothing better…but there used to be.
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7:53p, 2/6/26
A bowl of Froot Loops.

And what AozorAg said.
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Migas.
TAMU Wildlife and Fisheries Science
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Duck sausage is pretty good I hear....I'm not into that.
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12:12p, 2/7/26
Egg tacos with cheese, black beans and salsa
“If you’re going to have crime it should at least be organized crime”
-Havelock Vetinari
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1:37p, 2/7/26
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Black beans are garbage. Plus you have no meat in that taco.
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1:54p, 2/7/26
Tofu and sustainable bean sprouts with a cup of soy milk
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5:00p, 2/7/26
A mediocre brisket is better than good breakfast sausage.
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Blowjobs
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In reply to Hank the Grifter • 5:47p, 2/7/26
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Hank the Grifter said:
A mediocre brisket is better than good breakfast sausage.

Ok- there might be something here...
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In reply to AozorAg • 5:56p, 2/7/26
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What's a ZJ??
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In reply to Sooper Jeenyus • 6:59p, 2/7/26
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Sooper Jeenyus said:
What's a ZJ??


If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
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7:12p, 2/7/26
I don't eat breakfast, so too many things to list.
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4:11p, 2/8/26
Wife tells me she enjoys me serving up a good ol' morning tube steak.
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In reply to Gunny456 • 4:46p, 2/8/26
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Gunny456 said:
Migas.

Migas with brisket and jalapeno sausage
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In reply to jetch17 • 5:53p, 2/8/26
I'm amazed you didn't say boobs but respect your decision.
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Boobs is implied
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7:39p, 2/8/26
Second breakfast sausage
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Owens pan sausage biscuits and gravy!

ETA: good cup of coffee
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6:45a, 2/9/26
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Southside sausage slammer: cheddar cheese-stuffed jalapeno wrapped in a breakfast sausage "egg" which is then wrapped in bacon.
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7:37a, 2/9/26
Just talking breakfast
Barbacoa with the fixins and a Big Red.
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In reply to jetch17 • 8:46a, 2/9/26
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jetch17 said:
Blowjobs

Thats just breakfast sausage for the better half.

Add some eggs and biscuits and gravy and everyone is happy.
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2:43a, 2/11/26
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Aggie win v Miami plus breakfast tacos and a BJ has to score high on the bell curve.

Alas, 2 out of three ain't bad.
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8:48p, 2/11/26
I am thinking a green peas and eggs dish:
“If you’re going to have crime it should at least be organized crime”
-Havelock Vetinari
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In reply to UTExan • 9:00p, 2/11/26
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UTExan said:
I am thinking a green peas and eggs dish:

Those cooks were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
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11:28p, 2/11/26
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Bewbs.

Having a bad day? Bury your face in some boobies. Immediate improvement on your mood.

Hungry? If the boobies are producing milk then they double as a handy snack. We saw that in The Grapes of Wrath.

They can be relied upon for entertainment, comfort and rest, or even sustenance.

Bewbs.
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In reply to UTExan • 8:57a, 2/12/26
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UTExan said:
I am thinking a green peas and eggs dish:

I'm thinking you might oughta stop thinking.
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In reply to Slicer97 • 9:24a, 2/12/26
How about this hidden gem? Eggs and sardines:
“If you’re going to have crime it should at least be organized crime”
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In reply to UTExan • 9:53a, 2/12/26
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UTExan said:
How about this hidden gem? Eggs and sardines:

While that looks like cat vomit, the end product is basically just an omelet with some salty fish.

The use of canned peas in any context, however, is a crime against humanity.
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