Greatest Line in Movie History

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Cromagnum
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12:31p, 9/5/25
"Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."

Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
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In reply to King of the Dairy Queen • 12:31p, 9/5/25
King of the Dairy Queen said:
"The SPEED of the bus must be 55mph and if the SPEED of this bus goes below 55mph we all die! SPEED"
The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down is such a great flick.

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VP at Pierce and Pierce
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In reply to Cromagnum • 12:51p, 9/5/25
Cromagnum said:
Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!

Ulysses Everett McGill - Oh Brother, Where Art Thou


That entire film is one long incredible quote.
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Caesar4
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12:53p, 9/5/25
Lots of great lines from Casablanca:

  • Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.
  • Here's looking at you, kid.
  • I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
  • Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
  • Play it once, Sam. For old times' sake.
  • We'll always have Paris.
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In reply to VP at Pierce and Pierce • 1:00p, 9/5/25
VP at Pierce and Pierce said:
Cromagnum said:
Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!

Ulysses Everett McGill - Oh Brother, Where Art Thou


That entire film is one long incredible quote.


Gopher, Everett?
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trouble
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In reply to Emotional Support Cobra • 1:15p, 9/5/25
Emotional Support Cobra said:
VP at Pierce and Pierce said:
Cromagnum said:
Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!

Ulysses Everett McGill - Oh Brother, Where Art Thou


That entire film is one long incredible quote.


Gopher, Everett?


We thought you was a toad!
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Coog97
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1:43p, 9/5/25

“Things weren’t gentle and politically correct in those days. We weren’t candy asses. Okay?”
-Frank Borman

“Who are you to doubt El Dandy? ‘Cause this guy’s a serious professional.”
-Bret Hart
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In reply to Cromagnum • 2:14p, 9/5/25
Cromagnum said:
Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!

Ulysses Everett McGill - Oh Brother, Where Art Thou

also...

"We're in a tight spot"

"We thought you was a toad"

"Cain't I depend on you people?"

"I Guess I'm The Only One That Remains Unaffiliated"

"Do. Not. Seek. The Treasure"

"We're gonna' R-U-N-N-O-F-T"
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In reply to Coog97 • 2:15p, 9/5/25
Coog97 said:


"THE SHERIFF IS A ***TRAINBLAST***"
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GAC06
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2:30p, 9/5/25
All of Arnold's one liners from Commando

"You said you'd kill me last!"
"I lied"

"Where's Scully?"
"I let him go"
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Hey Nav
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2:46p, 9/5/25
Rock and roll has been going down hill ever since Buddy Holly died.


All glory is fleeting.
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1988PA-Aggie
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2:52p, 9/5/25
"My advice to you, is to start drinking heavily." - John 'Bluto' Blutarsky
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2:55p, 9/5/25
"This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro."

Spalding Smails
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Burdizzo
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3:21p, 9/5/25
Sometimes I gets the menstrual cramps real hard.

Her womb was a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase
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safety guy
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3:34p, 9/5/25
From the great Tom Hanks movie, Bachelor Party.

Question "Is that the twelve inch?" and the response "And then some".
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Cromagnum
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In reply to Duffel Pud • 4:31p, 9/5/25
A woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man.
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5:07p, 9/5/25
Soon as I get home, the first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth.
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In reply to hillcountryag86 • 5:25p, 9/5/25
hillcountryag86 said:
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."

Arthur Carlson

Fixed it for you.
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3rd Platoon
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5:30p, 9/5/25
It's CLASSIFIED. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
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In reply to C1NRB • 6:06p, 9/5/25
C1NRB said:
hillcountryag86 said:
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."

Arthur Carlson

Fixed it for you.

Even though this was from a great tv show, not a movie.
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Cromagnum
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7:03p, 9/5/25
"Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and **** the prom queen."

Sean Connery, The Rock
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9:14p, 9/5/25
You gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket.

- Mark Hanna
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IIIHorn
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9:17p, 9/5/25
What we have here is a failure to communicate.
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IIIHorn
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9:20p, 9/5/25
Plastics.
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IIIHorn
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9:29p, 9/5/25
Dying ain't much of a livin', boy.
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ABATTBQ11
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9:30p, 9/5/25
Don't fold the maps
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9:31p, 9/5/25
Alright, alright, alright...
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B-1 83
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In reply to Burdizzo • 8:09a, 9/6/25
Burdizzo said:
B-1 83 said:
Hwy30East said:
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!

Thread was over on the second post.



I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man

I will most certainly give you partial credit on that line, good sir.
Being in TexAgs jail changes a man……..no, not really
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Emotional Support Cobra
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8:45a, 9/6/25
It's all ball bearings these days.
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8:47a, 9/6/25
Oh golly I'm hot today
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BBRex
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8:51a, 9/6/25
"You f-ed up - you trusted us!"

Otter, "Animal House"
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IIIHorn
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10:15a, 9/6/25
"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
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Hogties
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11:15a, 9/6/25
What do you mean, something like 36?!
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7:02p, 9/6/25
A wise man's life is based on F--k you.
John Goodman the Gambler.
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7:33p, 9/6/25
Road Trip

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