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Is it ok to poop in the ocean?
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Last: 5 mo ago by IIIHorn
Yes. Called an Aquadump.
Fish poop in the ocean so you should be fine
ChoppinDs40 said:
Yes. Called an Aquadump.
Also a song that Jethro Tull left on the cutting room floor.
ChoppinDs40 said:
Yes. Called an Aquadump.
I've also been to Asia.
The ocean… what ocean?
Anchorhold said:
The ocean… what ocean?
The not poor side of longboat key. Yet still not civilized enough for clean ass
ChoppinDs40 said:
Yes. Called an Aquadump.
I remember my first aquadump
Claude! said:ChoppinDs40 said:
Yes. Called an Aquadump.
Also a song that Jethro Tull left on the cutting room floor.
Wait, nevermind. That was Aquadung.
Anchorhold said:
The ocean… what ocean?
So are ya Chinese or Japanese?
If you haven't had residual poop cleaned off your butthole by a grouper, you haven't lived
Smells like someone spending their life savings on a trip to the redneck reviera in here
You can pee in the ocean too!
Pooping in the ocean. OK
Pooping into the ocean standing on the beach. Bad.
HTH
Pooping into the ocean standing on the beach. Bad.
HTH
Effectively, we ALL poop in the ocean.
Furlock Bones said:
Pooping in the ocean. OK
Pooping into the ocean standing on the beach. Bad.
HTH
When my son was 4 we were on the beach at Port A. He told me he needed to prepee. I pointed at the water. About a minute later I see him standing there peen out pissing into the water as folks walk by. Whelp.
Not if you have a life jacket shaped like a toilet seat.
Fish don't crap in my living room. Figure I should return that courtesy.
Lots of variables here.
How is the tide? Are we talking murky, Gulf waters or crystal clear water?
How is the tide? Are we talking murky, Gulf waters or crystal clear water?
Does the pope poop in the woods?
Milwaukees Best Light said:
Fish don't crap in my living room. Figure I should return that courtesy.
Why do you crap in your living room?
DannyDuberstein said:
If you haven't had residual poop cleaned off your butthole by a grouper, you haven't lived
Tell me more
Ok let's walk through this....
Water provides buoyancy. Therefore the poo will rise and touch my peen and ballz. Now if it's a massive poo it might be heavy enough to sink. But I eat too healthy for that.
So my vote is no pooping in the ocean.
Unless you are squatting over the water.
Water provides buoyancy. Therefore the poo will rise and touch my peen and ballz. Now if it's a massive poo it might be heavy enough to sink. But I eat too healthy for that.
So my vote is no pooping in the ocean.
Unless you are squatting over the water.
DannyDuberstein said:
If you haven't had residual poop cleaned off your butthole by a groupie, you haven't lived
This would have been a funny joke on "This is Spinal Tap."
Do they close down the ocean for 2 hrs while they try to clean it up?
They'll bring him in to clean.
NoahAg said:
Does the pope poop in the woods?
This too shall pass.
Get one of these and paddle out to the first sand bar!
Champion of Fireball said:
They'll bring him in to clean.
I've been waiting for this.
Just ate a fine dinner on the island where the house draft is "Natty Light." Can't say I've ever been served Natty with lime before.
NormanEH said:Anchorhold said:
The ocean… what ocean?
The not poor side of longboat key. Yet still not civilized enough for clean ass
Dang. Been looking at the area for a bit as my next stop. Now I feel poor.
NormanEH said:Anchorhold said:
The ocean… what ocean?
The not poor side of longboat key. Yet still not civilized enough for clean ass
What if the key is surrounded by a loch?
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