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Saw this rhyme on tv today
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Last: 4 mo ago by Mr. Thunderclap McGirthy
What?
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe,
Catch a tiger by the toe,
If he hollers, let him go,
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
We all learned this as a toddler with these exact words, nothing inappropriate, even in 1967 Dallas.
Catch a tiger by the toe,
If he hollers, let him go,
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
We all learned this as a toddler with these exact words, nothing inappropriate, even in 1967 Dallas.
Mary, Mary, quite contrary. Trim that bush it's so damn hairy.
Roses are red
Violets are purple
Most poems rhyme
This one doesn't
Violets are purple
Most poems rhyme
This one doesn't
Little boy blew
He needed the money.
He needed the money.
Beans, beans..the magical fruit.
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel
So eat your beans at every meal
So eat your beans at every meal
Jack and Jill went up the hill
Each with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with 2.50
Each with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with 2.50
The version I learned, in Dallas, about 5 years later is on this page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eeny,_meeny,_miny,_moeBartInLA said:
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe,
Catch a tiger by the toe,
If he hollers, let him go,
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
We all learned this as a toddler with these exact words, nothing inappropriate, even in 1967 Dallas.
BartInLA said:
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe,
Catch a tiger by the toe,
If he hollers, make him pay
Fifty dollars every day
We all learned this as a toddler with these exact words, nothing inappropriate, even in 1967 Dallas.
FIFY
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on her tuffet
Along came a spider
Who sat down beside her
And said
Whats's in the bowl beech?
Sat on her tuffet
Along came a spider
Who sat down beside her
And said
Whats's in the bowl beech?
Hickory dickory dock
Some broad was sucking my ****
The clock struck two
I blew my goo
And dropped her off on the next block
Some broad was sucking my ****
The clock struck two
I blew my goo
And dropped her off on the next block
Scotty Flamingo said:
What?
Go easy on him. After all, it's tricky to rock a rhyme.
Sippin' on some siz-erp, sip, sippin' on some, sip
Sippin' on some siz-erp, sip, sippin' on some, sip
Sippin' on some siz-erp, sip, sippin' on some, sip
Sippin' on some siz-erp, sip, sippin' on some, sip
Sippin' on some siz-erp, sip, sippin' on some, sip
Roses are read.
Your hair is gray.
You and Methuselah.
Share the same birthday.
Your hair is gray.
You and Methuselah.
Share the same birthday.
There once was a man named Bill,
Who liked to run up a steep hill.
When someone inquired,
"Don't you ever get tired?"
He said: "Nah"
Who liked to run up a steep hill.
When someone inquired,
"Don't you ever get tired?"
He said: "Nah"
Peter Peter pumpkin eater
Had a wife, loved to beat her
Smacked her twice across the head
F'd her ass and went to bed OH!
Had a wife, loved to beat her
Smacked her twice across the head
F'd her ass and went to bed OH!
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two fifty
The f'n whooah
Jill came down with two fifty
The f'n whooah
Caesar4 said:BartInLA said:
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe,
Catch a tiger by the toe,
If he hollers, let him go,
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
We all learned this as a toddler with these exact words, nothing inappropriate, even in 1967 Dallas.
The version I learned, in Dallas, about 5 years later is on this page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eeny,_meeny,_miny,_moe
This reminds me: I recently listened to Agatha Christie's "And Then There Were None" as a break from my regular podcasts. I remember reading it in middle school, and the teacher saying it had originally been titled "Ten Little Indians." NOW I learned the original original title was "Ten Little N*****s!" Named from a poem/nursery rhyme from the 1800s. Crazy.
Look at the 9th post.
See the funny, funny wall.
See Jane jump the wall.
Jump, jump, jump.
Jane has defected.
See Jane jump the wall.
Jump, jump, jump.
Jane has defected.
See Spot and Dick play.
Play, play, play.
See Dick work.
See Spot watch Dick work.
Spot is no dope.
Play, play, play.
See Dick work.
See Spot watch Dick work.
Spot is no dope.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Bat
How I wonder what you're at
Up above the world so high
Like a tea tray in the sky
How I wonder what you're at
Up above the world so high
Like a tea tray in the sky
Twinkle, twinkle little scar.
How I wonder what you are.
Up above my nose so high.
Like a diamond in my stye.
How I wonder what you are.
Up above my nose so high.
Like a diamond in my stye.
El Camino
El el Camino
The front is like a car
The back is like a truck
The front is where you drive
The back is where you..
El el Camino
The front is like a car
The back is like a truck
The front is where you drive
The back is where you..
lotsofhp said:
El Camino
El el Camino
The front is like a car
The back is like a truck
The front is where you drive
The back is where you..
I don't. I like to party up front. A lot actually
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch some marijuana.
Jack got high.
He dropped his fly.
And then said "Do you wanna?"
Jill said "yes".
She dropped her dress.
And so they had some fun.
Silly Jill forgot her pill.
And now they have a son!
to fetch some marijuana.
Jack got high.
He dropped his fly.
And then said "Do you wanna?"
Jill said "yes".
She dropped her dress.
And so they had some fun.
Silly Jill forgot her pill.
And now they have a son!
Hey babbareba I said hey pass the reefa.
I wish all the ladies were pies on the shelf
and I was the baker. I'd eat em all myself.
I wish all the ladies were holes in the road
and I was the dump truck. I'd fill em with my load.
I wish all the ladies were pies on the shelf
and I was the baker. I'd eat em all myself.
I wish all the ladies were holes in the road
and I was the dump truck. I'd fill em with my load.
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