Toilet seat bidet

Milwaukees Best Light

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6:14p, 7/8/25

Recommend me a toilet seat bidet. It is prime days and I have a couple extra bucks. What ya got, gb?

Dr.Rumack

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6:18p, 7/8/25

Toto

Wolfpac 08

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6:21p, 7/8/25

We have a Tushy on every toilet in our house

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7:21p, 7/8/25

We have this cheap one from amazon, amd really like it. It has a prime day deal today.

https://a.co/d/dSqMTsh

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8:11p, 7/8/25

I have put in about a half dozen of these at my and various relatives houses. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0815CP9G5?ref_=ppx_hzsearch_conn_dt_b_fed_asin_title_1&th=1 Worth the upgrade from the pile of generic cheap ones on amazon. The knob breaks after a few years, but I 3d print new ones, that never seem to break.

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In reply to histag10 • 8:19p, 7/8/25

histag10 said:
We have this cheap one from amazon, amd really like it. It has a prime day deal today.

https://a.co/d/dSqMTsh

My butthole is worth more than $25.

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In reply to Wolfpac 08 • 8:27p, 7/8/25

Wolfpac 08 said:
We have a Tushy on every toilet in our house

This. Ain't no stink rings round here.

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In reply to Milwaukees Best Light • 8:33p, 7/8/25

Milwaukees Best Light said:
histag10 said:
We have this cheap one from amazon, amd really like it. It has a prime day deal today.

https://a.co/d/dSqMTsh

My butthole is worth more than $25.

"That's what he said "

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8:48p, 7/8/25

I don't need no fancy French jap butt shower when I got the good Ol American Sears and Roebuck Catalog fer wipein. Been fine for over 100 years. No reason to start something new.

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8:56p, 7/8/25

I sleep in this tshirt every night.

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In reply to Ginormus Ag • 8:59p, 7/8/25

Ginormus Ag said:
I don't need no fancy French jap butt shower when I got the good Ol American Sears and Roebuck Catalog fer wipein. Been fine for over 100 years. No reason to start something new.

Start with tp. Go to baby wipes mid way, finish with tp

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In reply to 713nervy • 10:22p, 7/8/25

So, uh... What's up with your butthole?

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10:32p, 7/8/25

Bought a neo on Amazon for 20, bout that time to replace the old one. Supposedly need to replace every few years

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In reply to ABATTBQ11 • 11:16p, 7/8/25

ABATTBQ11 said:
So, uh... What's up with your butthole?

It's very clean thanks to my Tishy bidet

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12:26a, 7/9/25

ive had the neo for 5 years now with no problems other than the plastic looking dirty and finish on the knobs getting oxidized.

Mr. Thunderclap McGirthy

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In reply to 713nervy • 8:40a, 7/9/25

Spin the clasp on your necklace back to the back please. How does that not bother you?

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In reply to Mr. Thunderclap McGirthy • 10:56a, 7/9/25

Champion of Fireball said:
Spin the clasp on your necklace back to the back please. How does that not bother you?

It does, it's constant and drives me crazy.

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12:35p, 7/9/25

The one I bought is only $36 right now. Might have to get a couple more.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00P2XZIP2?th=1

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1:01p, 7/9/25

You sickos and your prostate tickler 5000s!!!!

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In reply to Mr. Thunderclap McGirthy • 1:09p, 7/9/25

Champion of Fireball said:
You sickos and your prostate tickler 5000s!!!!

Dirty starfish alert

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In reply to Mr. Thunderclap McGirthy • 1:15p, 7/9/25

Champion of Fireball said:
You sickos and your prostate tickler 5000s!!!!

When you get mud on your hands, do you wash them with water? Or just use a dry paper towel?

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1:43p, 7/9/25

If you aint using a bidet in 2025 - you're a sick *******

EFE

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In reply to Gnome Sayin • 3:09p, 7/9/25

Gnome Sayin said:
Champion of Fireball said:
You sickos and your prostate tickler 5000s!!!!

Dirty starfish alert

I bet it looks like a cats ass

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8:09p, 7/9/25

There are like 3-4 Tushy's. Which one?

EFE

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In reply to JMac03 • 8:58p, 7/9/25

We have the classic model on all of our toilets. When I installed ours, I read the little manual that clearly states "do not try out your new bidet if not properly seated" I neglected to tell my wife between finishing installing the one in her bathroom and installing the one in mine. Her surprised scream from across the house let me know she figured it out.

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Southlake

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5:17p, 7/10/25

No more technicolor underwear…

Mr. Thunderclap McGirthy

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In reply to Gnome Sayin • 5:41p, 7/10/25

Gnome Sayin said:
Champion of Fireball said:
You sickos and your prostate tickler 5000s!!!!

Dirty starfish alert

I keep it clean. Need to.

I use it to measure my junk.

Just like a cat's tale. From the a-hole to the end.

Mr. Thunderclap McGirthy

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In reply to Southlake • 5:42p, 7/10/25

Southlake said:
No more technicolor underwear…

Joseph and the amazing technicolor underwear was an amazing musical.

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10:15p, 7/10/25

I have the $350 Toto from Costco and you could tell just by looking at me.

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10:26p, 7/10/25

I want one with a toilet seat warmer.

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10:51p, 7/10/25

Toilet seat bidets are for poors. Smart toilet bidet or gtfo.

Seat warmer, night light, auto open and close, auto flush, lots of bung options for bidet

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1:14p, 7/13/25

Thanks to this thread I installed one today! All by myself. There is a *tiny* leak I will see if hubs can figure it out. But I had to do more work than needed cause I couldn't figure out another leak, then finally figured out there was a small gasket I could pop off and move to the other fitting.

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In reply to Wolfpac 08 • 8:20a, 7/14/25

Wolfpac 08 said:
We have a Tushy on every toilet in our house

Our neighbors have one in their powder room (essentially the guest bathroom).

Not sure how I feel about sharing the butthole powerwasher with others.

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9:52a, 7/14/25

Never thought I would be ... But a big fan of bidet.. it's far more sanitary way to go 2.

I will add you will see expensive bidets that warm the water, etc. I feel that's completely unnecessary. I'd compare it to running water on one's hands... Room temperature water is not icey cold.. totally fine a bidet with just normal (non-heated) water.