The fake word "melty", often abused in food advertising.

It's melted or molten, dammit. Melty is something a half literate 5 year old says, not adults that generate supposedly professional advertising for a living. You make everyone a little dumber when you adopt illiterate child slang in every day usage.

Rant over, for now. That was therapeutic.

Democrats.

I was driving on the interstate the other day and crossed the Texas state line. At the state line there's one of those message signs and they misspelled the word litter. They spelled it with one t, so it said "don't liter."

I got irrationally upset. People from other states drive into Texas and now they think we don't know how to spell. That's embarrassing. I kept asking Google to try to figure out who I should call to tell them to fix the sign. I assume it was the Texas Department of Transportation.

It was then I realized I was slowly turning into Hank Hill.

grocery carts not in their corral in the parking lot...or put away in a way that jams up the whole corral. It's not rocket science. the small ones go in the small lane, the large ones go in the other lanes. They are not far from your car. I promise you can take the cart to the appropriate place.

"That's lit"
And now
"That's dope"

The frigging Credit Card button was worn out on the gas pump and you could only choose Rewards or try to get it to take your card. Then when I finally got it to take payment on the third attempt.to insert my card, the same broken button was the receipt No button and I said "**** me" and around on the other side was a gentleman who did not understand my outburst.

Aggie Dad 26 said:

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"That's lit"
And now
"That's dope"

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Actually, now it's "That's fire"

AtticusMatlock said:

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I was driving on the interstate the other day and crossed the Texas state line. At the state line there's one of those message signs and they misspelled the word litter. They spelled it with one t, so it said "don't liter."

I got irrationally upset. People from other states drive into Texas and now they think we don't know how to spell. That's embarrassing. I kept asking Google to try to figure out who I should call to tell them to fix the sign. I assume it was the Texas Department of Transportation.

It was then I realized I was slowly turning into Hank Hill.

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Maybe it's a sign showing we don't want the commie metric system here.

TXAG 05 said:

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AtticusMatlock said:

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I was driving on the interstate the other day and crossed the Texas state line. At the state line there's one of those message signs and they misspelled the word litter. They spelled it with one t, so it said "don't liter."

I got irrationally upset. People from other states drive into Texas and now they think we don't know how to spell. That's embarrassing. I kept asking Google to try to figure out who I should call to tell them to fix the sign. I assume it was the Texas Department of Transportation.

It was then I realized I was slowly turning into Hank Hill.

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Maybe it's a sign showing we don't want the commie metric system here.

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"My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it!!" - Abe Simpson

An L of an Ag said:

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TXAG 05 said:

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AtticusMatlock said:

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I was driving on the interstate the other day and crossed the Texas state line. At the state line there's one of those message signs and they misspelled the word litter. They spelled it with one t, so it said "don't liter."

I got irrationally upset. People from other states drive into Texas and now they think we don't know how to spell. That's embarrassing. I kept asking Google to try to figure out who I should call to tell them to fix the sign. I assume it was the Texas Department of Transportation.

It was then I realized I was slowly turning into Hank Hill.

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Maybe it's a sign showing we don't want the commie metric system here.

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"My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it!!" - Abe Simpson

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What's the towing capacity in stones?

GAME CHANGER

Places that have menu items that read; Scrambled Eggs (Contains Eggs), Ham and Cheese (Contains Pork), Peanut Butter Pie (Contains Nuts), etc.

Thanks!

When drivers stopped at a red light leave 20 feet between them and the next car

When drivers stopped at a red light are in the right turn lane but opt to go straight so they hold up everyone behind them

When drivers stopped at a red light take more than 3 seconds to go once were on green

I have irrational anger with most drivers stopped at a red light

I'm having some very rational anger here as my TV seems to have given out and won't turn on.

my kids moving the iphone charger that stays by my nightstand

people that dont pull into the intersection to make an unprotected left turn

AtticusMatlock said:

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I was driving on the interstate the other day and crossed the Texas state line. At the state line there's one of those message signs and they misspelled the word litter. They spelled it with one t, so it said "don't liter."

I got irrationally upset. People from other states drive into Texas and now they think we don't know how to spell. That's embarrassing. I kept asking Google to try to figure out who I should call to tell them to fix the sign. I assume it was the Texas Department of Transportation.

It was then I realized I was slowly turning into Hank Hill.

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I think your anger is valid.

Let me know if you need help finding who is responsible.

LED headlifgts, probably great for the person who's driving but blindingly bright for everyone else.

Drivers who don't park within the lines. People who drive shopping carts like they drive cars. People unconscious of their surroundings and the existence of other people. Over-indulgent dog lovers. People who don't or won't move. Feminine protection commercials (ugh). Anything Longhorn, Fighting Irish, Crimson Tide, Wolverine, Buckeye, LSU. This'll do for now.

It could be worse

The obviously ok travelers utilizing wheelchairs abusing swa preboarding.

Add this one: people who put on their hazards in a little bit of rain yet feel confident doing 60 mph while doing so. Either visibility is near zero, or it isn't. If it isn't, turn the damn hazards off. If you aren't creeping along in a torrential monsoon downpour, pea soup fog, or white out blizzard, regular lights are fine. They're really intended for disabled vehicles that can't move at all and are a road hazard.

Don't even get me started on the morons who use them any time they pull a trailer. If your trailer is always a hazard, it and you should not be on the road.

People at the airport that stand around in the walking area in groups just talking, or walking slowly. I get that you need to read the flight information, but damn you are a pain in the arse.

maroon barchetta said:

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An L of an Ag said:

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TXAG 05 said:

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AtticusMatlock said:

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I was driving on the interstate the other day and crossed the Texas state line. At the state line there's one of those message signs and they misspelled the word litter. They spelled it with one t, so it said "don't liter."

I got irrationally upset. People from other states drive into Texas and now they think we don't know how to spell. That's embarrassing. I kept asking Google to try to figure out who I should call to tell them to fix the sign. I assume it was the Texas Department of Transportation.

It was then I realized I was slowly turning into Hank Hill.

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Maybe it's a sign showing we don't want the commie metric system here.

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"My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it!!" - Abe Simpson

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What's the towing capacity in stones?

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950 stone

When people say "Tell me how you REALLY feel!" after that person just told them how they really feel.

Leaf blowers, I'm single-sided-deaf, and leaf blowers make me come unglued.

avacados that brown in 5 minutes.
bananas that go from green to brown.
when the coffee beans get stuck in the hopper
people not driving the way i prefer
being unable to hit my golf woods at all
smoke detectors going off for no damn reason

What if the leaf blower is being used somewhere off to the deaf side?

When I played golf, I had some old woods that I found and had restored. They are actual wood, not modern materials like most of them now.

I was never a good golfer but man those old restored woods made me appear to be a decent golfer several times. Some of the shots I hit with those surprised my buddies.

If I still have them you are welcome to them.

An L of an Ag said:

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TXAG 05 said:

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AtticusMatlock said:

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I was driving on the interstate the other day and crossed the Texas state line. At the state line there's one of those message signs and they misspelled the word litter. They spelled it with one t, so it said "don't liter."

I got irrationally upset. People from other states drive into Texas and now they think we don't know how to spell. That's embarrassing. I kept asking Google to try to figure out who I should call to tell them to fix the sign. I assume it was the Texas Department of Transportation.

It was then I realized I was slowly turning into Hank Hill.

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Maybe it's a sign showing we don't want the commie metric system here.

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"My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it!!" - Abe Simpson

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That would be about 28 gallons per mile.
(I'm assuming we are using the English wine Hogshead, not brewery)

That's better than the Saturn 5 rocket, about 4-5 inches per gallon. But worse than my first vehicle, a 1948 Chevy truck. It had a faulty carb and I was getting about 6 miles per gallon before I fixed it.


I am sure my math is 100% correct so no need to check it unless your name is Physics Clown.

Physics Clown

Husky Boy Jr. said:

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my kids moving the iphone charger that stays by my nightstand

people that dont pull into the intersection to make an unprotected left turn

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I got you covered fam

https://www.locksocket.com/

BaitShack said:

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Leaf blowers, I'm single-sided-deaf, and leaf blowers make me come unglued.

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Leaf blowers are almost just as bad as loud groups in restaurants. It may not mean much to people that can hear out of both ears, but when a loud group gets on the side that I can hear out of, and then talks and carries on loudly, that is just too much. Can't hear any conversation other than the loud group at that point.

Being passed on the left, on a two lane / double yellow stripe road, while I'm not stopped and making a left turn.

People doing 75 on a limited service spare that's probably over 15 years old

Blocking the aisle at Publix. Put your cart in front of you while you're looking for whatever spices you need, not in the middle of the aisle

How long it takes to get anything done in this city. Mass transit, I'm looking at you...

AtticusMatlock said:

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I was driving on the interstate the other day and crossed the Texas state line. At the state line there's one of those message signs and they misspelled the word litter. They spelled it with one t, so it said "don't liter."

I got irrationally upset. People from other states drive into Texas and now they think we don't know how to spell. That's embarrassing. I kept asking Google to try to figure out who I should call to tell them to fix the sign. I assume it was the Texas Department of Transportation.

It was then I realized I was slowly turning into Hank Hill.

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