Fisticuffs with Bruce Springsteen

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Athanasius
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12:08p, 5/5/25
Do any of y'all reckon you could come out on top?
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The Fife
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12:23p, 5/5/25
Most people on texags would adamantly claim they're the one who tops, but I think reality may be a little bit different.
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dabo man
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In reply to Athanasius • 12:23p, 5/5/25
I'd whip his ass if it wasn't for those security guards!!
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NoahAg
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12:29p, 5/5/25
Bruce is a limp-wristed, overrated elderly liberal. Pretty sure I could just scare him into falling over.
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vin1041
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12:48p, 5/5/25
Why would you want to throw down with the boss?
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Sweep4-2
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12:55p, 5/5/25
I sure hope I'd win. I'm a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu black belt and have been training/coaching wrestling and BJJ for 17+ years. And I'm 20+ years younger than him.

Which is what would make it even sadder if he KO'd me.
Consistency: It's only a virtue if you're not a screw-up.
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Milwaukees Best Light
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2:10p, 5/5/25
I challenged him to a fight. Yella ******* took off like he was born to run.
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malenurse
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In reply to Athanasius • 2:11p, 5/5/25
Athanasius said:
Do any of y'all reckon you could come out on top?
Well he is 75 years old.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But, it's still on the list.
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King of the Dairy Queen
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2:16p, 5/5/25
does he take out his earings before the fight so I know he's serious?

looked to be about 110 lbs in his prime.
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MouthBQ98
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2:16p, 5/5/25
Isn't he like an Elf?
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Claude!
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2:27p, 5/5/25
I'd throw a right cross and knock his old ass out.
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The Original Houston 1836
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3:16p, 5/5/25
Most of you guys have never been in a fight.
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Claude!
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In reply to The Original Houston 1836 • 3:18p, 5/5/25
Come talking that trash and we'll pull your card.
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Champion of Fireball
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3:21p, 5/5/25
I fight dirty. I'd take his knees out first thing then laugh at him. Most people don't look at the legs. They focus on your face and hands.
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maroon barchetta
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In reply to The Original Houston 1836 • 3:56p, 5/5/25
The Original Houston 1836 said:
Most of you guys have never been in a fight.


I would rather not end up with a felony on my record if it got out of hand.
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Sea Speed
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In reply to The Original Houston 1836 • 4:13p, 5/5/25
The Original Houston 1836 said:
Most of you guys have never been in a fight.


Says the guy with one leg.
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brew82
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5:00p, 5/5/25
At his age, I'd bet 90% of posters on this board, including females, could take him. It wouldn't matter if you'd ever been in a physical confrontation or not.
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In reply to Claude! • 5:07p, 5/5/25
Claude! said:
Come talking that trash and we'll pull your card.
If Weezer was preppy and joined NWA...

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Claude!
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In reply to AggieArchitect04 • 5:09p, 5/5/25
Don't quote me boy; I ain't said *****
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In reply to Claude! • 8:51p, 5/6/25
Eric, your breath smell.

I know.....different song.
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GAC06
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9:31p, 5/6/25
I'd beat his ass even in his glory days. Guy drives a pink Cadillac
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In reply to AggieArchitect04 • 10:20p, 5/6/25
AggieArchitect04 said:
Claude! said:
Come talking that trash and we'll pull your card.
If Weezer was preppy and joined NWA...



We used to play this song as we drove our daughter around in the car to get her to sleep when she was a baby.

She's going into jr high next year…
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Southlake
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9:22a, 5/7/25
I was a mid level boxer in my younger days so I think I could relive my glory days…
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