Gross, or nice?

Unsettling, but better than opening the stall to see that someone used the toilet as an opportunity to do their best Jackson Pollock impersonation with their butt.

Better than a warm toilet seat right after you get home to an empty house, amirite?

Speaking of toilet seats: we were in Buccees in Madisonville Sunday and I went in the bathroom to take a leak.

As usual, a long line for the 5 crappers. One chubby man with a cowboy hat.

Was he going to take the hat off to poop or leave it on? I don't wear hats. I had no idea. But I wondered about that all the way to Dallas. They got a hook on the door to hang your hat?

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As usual, a long line for the 5 crappers.

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I always travel the extra 15 minutes to Woody's. Same clean bathrooms, much less of a crowd, and better brisket.

When in Shibuya…. nice, verrry nice!

Southlake said:

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Speaking of toilet seats: we were in Buccees in Madisonville Sunday and I went in the bathroom to take a leak.

As usual, a long line for the 5 crappers. One chubby man with a cowboy hat.

Was he going to take the hat off to poop or leave it on? I don't wear hats. I had no idea. But I wondered about that all the way to Dallas. They got a hook on the door to hang your hat?

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I don't generally wear hats or caps indoors, but I don't think I've ever had a BM so intense that I felt I needed to remove my head covering.

If someone else is going to clean it up, I let it rip

Not sorry

LeftyAg89 said:

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When in Shibuya…. nice, verrry nice!

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It's criminal the U.S. doesn't have bidets everywhere. During my recent trip to Japan, even public toilets had them. They all offered multiple pressure options, spray patterns, and most had seat warmers

The hotels had ones that also allowed you to adjust water pressure, had deodorizers, sanitizers, and even drying options.

Squatters rights

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LeftyAg89 said:

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When in Shibuya…. nice, verrry nice!

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It's criminal the U.S. doesn't have bidets everywhere. During my recent trip to Japan, even public toilets had them. They all offered multiple pressure options, spray patterns, and most had seat warmers

The hotels had ones that also allowed you to adjust water pressure, had deodorizers, sanitizers, and even drying options.

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When they talked to you, did they talk dirty? Or did that cost extra?

Anchorhold said:

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When they talked to you, did they talk dirty? Or did that cost extra?

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My Japanese is very limited so I assume it was polite conversation.

PlanoAg98 said:

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I always travel the extra 15 minutes to Woody's. Same clean bathrooms, much less of a crowd, and better brisket.

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If the bathroom at Woody's is where you get your brisket, we need to have a talk.

It's about as comforting as a warm spot in the lazy river.

Never had the problem

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Never had the problem

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I know who has never had a knee replacement (at least from the quack who did my second one).