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Splinter Free Toilet Paper was released in the 1930's

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Pizza
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7:28p, 3/10/25
I just learned this...it's difficult to be grateful for something, when you didn't even know how grateful you should be for it...or that tp with splinters existed.

Today I am grateful for splinter free toilet paper.

The first splinter-free toilet paper was invented in 1930 by the Northern Tissue Company.

Before 1930, toilet paper manufacturing techniques often left splinters in the paper.

In 1930, Northern Tissue began advertising their toilet paper as "splinter-free".
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maroon barchetta
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7:41p, 3/10/25
Champion of Fireball
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7:51p, 3/10/25
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NormanElizabeth
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7:53p, 3/10/25
I don't understand how people today still don't have a bidet. Toilet paper today is for drying not smearing crap.
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Champion of Fireball
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In reply to NormanElizabeth • 7:57p, 3/10/25
gabehcoud said:
I don't understand how people today still don't have a bidet. Toilet paper today is for drying not smearing crap.


What about the smeary poo? I figured bidets are only good for squirts or the rock hard poo.
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GAC06
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In reply to Champion of Fireball • 8:09p, 3/10/25
Robot bidet with warm pulsating jet of water. Meanwhile most of you heathens are filthy
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AgResearch
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8:38p, 3/10/25
Farmers were ahead of no spliter TP...corn cobs.

2 red and 1 white (make sure you got it all)
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Aggie Dad 26
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In reply to NormanElizabeth • 8:44p, 3/10/25
gabehcoud said:
I don't understand how people today still don't have a bidet. Toilet paper today is for drying not smearing crap.


Unless your bidet has fire hydrant pressure, I'm not buying what your selling
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FatZilla
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8:49p, 3/10/25
Wait, yall haven't progressed to the 3 shells yet? What are you, Neanderthals?
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UTExan
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In reply to NormanElizabeth • 9:05p, 3/10/25
gabehcoud said:
I don't understand how people today still don't have a bidet. Toilet paper today is for drying not smearing crap.

This. Someday civilization will awaken to the genius of the bidet.
“If you’re going to have crime it should at least be organized crime”
-Havelock Vetinari
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toucan82
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9:07p, 3/10/25
Real men use the kind with extra splinters
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Jugstore Cowboy
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In reply to toucan82 • 9:15p, 3/10/25
toucan82 said:
Real men use the kind with extra splinters
I use balsa and other scraps from my woodshop.
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Jugstore Cowboy
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In reply to Pizza • 9:23p, 3/10/25
I was curious to see what the advertising for this looked like. Earliest ad I found for Northern Tissue making the claim:



Wonder if booty splinters were a real problem or if this was clever marketing by Northern Tissue.
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9:31p, 3/10/25
The Soviets got their first toilet paper factory in 1969. People were so used to using newspaper from all of the propaganda papers that they didn't see a need to spend money on toilet paper. The Soviets had to launch a whole propaganda and marketing campaign to get people to understand the benefits.
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maroon barchetta
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In reply to ABATTBQ11 • 9:41p, 3/10/25
ABATTBQ11 said:
The Soviets got their first toilet paper factory in 1969. People were so used to using newspaper from all of the propaganda papers that they didn't see a need to spend money on toilet paper. The Soviets had to launch a whole propaganda and marketing campaign to get people to understand the benefits.


Ok, John Birch.
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GAC06
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In reply to ABATTBQ11 • 11:01p, 3/10/25
Probably put the splinter free newspapers out of business
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NormanElizabeth
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In reply to Aggie Dad 26 • 11:50p, 3/10/25
Aggie Dad 26 said:
gabehcoud said:
I don't understand how people today still don't have a bidet. Toilet paper today is for drying not smearing crap.


Unless your bidet has fire hydrant pressure, I'm not buying what your selling

It'll damn sure suffice to prep your bottom for a clean pegging if that's your goal.
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Aggie Dad 26
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In reply to NormanElizabeth • 7:25p, 3/11/25
gabehcoud said:
Aggie Dad 26 said:
gabehcoud said:
I don't understand how people today still don't have a bidet. Toilet paper today is for drying not smearing crap.


Unless your bidet has fire hydrant pressure, I'm not buying what your selling

It'll damn sure suffice to prep your bottom for a clean pegging if that's your goal.


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cr0wbar
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9:06p, 3/11/25
Bidets
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FIDO*98*
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9:37p, 3/11/25
The offices I work in don't have Bidets. Only John Wayne TP...rough, tough, and doesn't take sh't from anyone
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Gnome Sayin
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10:02p, 3/11/25
hmmm, lots of people in here have filthy starfish
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In reply to NormanElizabeth • 10:44p, 3/11/25
gabehcoud said:
Aggie Dad 26 said:
gabehcoud said:
I don't understand how people today still don't have a bidet. Toilet paper today is for drying not smearing crap.


Unless your bidet has fire hydrant pressure, I'm not buying what your selling

It'll damn sure suffice to prep your bottom for a clean pegging if that's your goal.
He said he's not buying and you thought "gaying up" the bidet would sell him?
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NormanElizabeth
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In reply to AggieArchitect04 • 11:19p, 3/11/25
Water pressure is gay? Ok. I did have a girlfriend who use the bathtub water to stimulate her bean. Bet she loved the invention of hand held shower heads. What are we talking about?
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In reply to NormanElizabeth • 9:26a, 3/12/25
Quote:
prep your bottom for a clean pegging

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fc2112
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9:47a, 3/12/25
Humans did just fine for hundreds of thousands of years.

Just in the last hundred years did we adopt practices like bathing regularly, using toilet paper, changing clothes daily.

I think if one were to time travel back to the 1600s, the first thing you'd be floored by is the smell. If you've ever wandered too close to a homeless dude,, just imagine that kind of smell being everywhere all the time.
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maroon barchetta
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In reply to fc2112 • 10:01a, 3/12/25
fc2112 said:
Humans did just fine for hundreds of thousands of years.

Just in the last hundred years did we adopt practices like bathing regularly, using toilet paper, changing clothes daily.

I think if one were to time travel back to the 1600s, the first thing you'd be floored by is the smell. If you've ever wandered too close to a homeless dude,, just imagine that kind of smell being everywhere all the time.


Thank you, Dr. Anthropology.

Now compare life expectancy rates over the same time period.
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CC09LawAg
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In reply to maroon barchetta • 10:53a, 3/12/25
Very chronocist to judge others by their life spans from their time period.

You would do better to acknowledge your privilege.
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maroon barchetta
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In reply to CC09LawAg • 11:20a, 3/12/25
Chronicist
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VP at Pierce and Pierce
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11:26a, 3/12/25
Flushable wipes for the win. If TP was going to give me splinters why not just dump and use grass to wipe like at the deer lease as a kid?
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maroon barchetta
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In reply to VP at Pierce and Pierce • 11:32a, 3/12/25
VP at Pierce and Pierce said:
Flushable wipes for the win. If TP was going to give me splinters why not just dump and use grass to wipe like at the deer lease as a kid?


Waste Water plant workers, and plumbers that handle the sanitary sewer lines that feed to the waste water plants, will tell you that "flushable" wipes don't really break down.
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VP at Pierce and Pierce
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In reply to maroon barchetta • 11:37a, 3/12/25
maroon barchetta said:
VP at Pierce and Pierce said:
Flushable wipes for the win. If TP was going to give me splinters why not just dump and use grass to wipe like at the deer lease as a kid?


Waste Water plant workers, and plumbers that handle the sanitary sewer lines that feed to the waste water plants, will tell you that "flushable" wipes don't really break down.


Neither does the splinter in my butt! I do try to be mindful of that fact about the lack of breakdown and really limit their use.
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Aggie Dad 26
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In reply to AggieArchitect04 • 12:22p, 3/12/25
AggieArchitect04 said:
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prep your bottom for a clean pegging



Hes not gay, he just likes his "gf" to peg him.
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StinkyPinky
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12:29p, 3/12/25
Humans arses have never been clean since the day of splinterless tp. The mechanics just aren't there.
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The Zookeeper
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12:39p, 3/12/25
I don't believe any of this splinter-in-the-TP BS ....

Has anyone asked Tarp if this was actually a problem?
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