I'll start by saying I like Batman.

He's the only mainstream superhero that fights crime WITHOUT a superpower…although some might argue that having generational wealth is close. He also has the sickest gear and tech. Lives alone in a mansion. Had a man cave before it was cool.

But, is Batman also the gayest superhero? I never see him with chicks, even when he's Bruce Wayne. And let's not forget Robin. Robin is a terrible sidekick. That's not even a manly or strong sounding name. That's a relationship purely driven by a desire for passionate butt sex, and NOT a mutual love of crime fighting. Batman and Robin are easily the gayest superhero duo.

I don't have a problem with gay Batman. But I think he could have done better than Robin.

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I never see him with chicks,

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You serious?

Am I the only one that read actual books that weren't comic when they were a kid? I read the funny pages in the newspaper, but not graphic novels.

Batman is nothing more than a rich inspector gadget that works out.

The OP when he wakes up in the morning and remembers the homoerotic Batman stuff he was posting on Texags while stoned.

Ironman doesn't have real super powers either

Anchorhold said:

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Am I the only one that read actual books that weren't comic when they were a kid? I read the funny pages in the newspaper, but not graphic novels.

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I didn't start reading comics till my late 20s. Grew up reading all the usual classic novels.


Also, Batman gets a ton of ass in the comics.

Chris O'Donnell as Robin helped a lot of teenage boys realize they were gay.

off the top of my head

Catwoman
talia al ghul
vicky vale
poison ivy
harley quinn
wonderwoman
batgirl
Lois Lane

all on the scoreboard. Read a book. Pretty much every female character. Batman's biggest problem is likely VD.

AggieArchitect04 said:

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I'll start by saying I like Batman.

He's the only mainstream superhero that fights crime WITHOUT a superpower…although some might argue that having generational wealth is close. He also has the sickest gear and tech. Lives alone in a mansion. Had a man cave before it was cool.

But, is Batman also the gayest superhero? I never see him with chicks, even when he's Bruce Wayne. And let's not forget Robin. Robin is a terrible sidekick. That's not even a manly or strong sounding name. That's a relationship purely driven by a desire for passionate butt sex, and NOT a mutual love of crime fighting. Batman and Robin are easily the gayest superhero duo.

I don't have a problem with gay Batman. But I think he could have done better than Robin.

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Thanks for the memory jog. Still, 59 years later, I remember meeting Robin at the B&I in Tacoma. That may be my earliest childhood memory.

Wow.

No, I'm not gey because of it.

Batman!!

Bat VD? Like Covid?

Ginormus Ag said:

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Bat VD? Like Covid?

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no that came from the Mandarin

Ragoo said:

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Ironman doesn't have real super powers either

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flying, strength, power, endurance, speed??

62strat said:

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Ragoo said:

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Ironman doesn't have real super powers either

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flying, strength, power, endurance, speed??

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All tech of his suit. Not powers of himself. See Superman, Spiderman, Hulk, etc.

NoahAg said:

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62strat said:

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Ragoo said:

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Ironman doesn't have real super powers either

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flying, strength, power, endurance, speed??

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All tech of his suit. Not powers of himself. See Superman, Spiderman, Hulk, etc.

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His brain is his super power.

Batman:

• Met an newly orphaned 8 year-old named Dick Grayson.
• Immediately had him move in.
• Dressed him in tight spandex and nicknamed him Boy Wonder.
• Taught him how to slide on a pole.
• Spent a lot of time with Dick in the bat cave.

Definitely not gay at all.

NoahAg said:

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62strat said:

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Ragoo said:

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Ironman doesn't have real super powers either

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flying, strength, power, endurance, speed??

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All tech of his suit. Not powers of himself. See Superman, Spiderman, Hulk, etc.

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Either I'm not following the question, or you're not following it.

None of the 3 you listed can do anything without their 'suit'. (peter parker, clark kent, bruce banner are all normal beings)

the question was about batman not having powers, not bruce wayne. then ragoo says ironman has no powers. I didn't say tony stark had these powers, ironman does.

AtticusMatlock said:

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Batman:

• Met an newly orphaned 8 year-old named Dick Grayson.
• Immediately had him move in.
• Dressed him in tight spandex and nicknamed him Boy Wonder.
• Taught him how to slide on a pole.
• Spent a lot of time with Dick in the bat cave.

Definitely not gay at all.

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I think you're describing a pedophile.

62strat said:

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NoahAg said:

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62strat said:

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Ragoo said:

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Ironman doesn't have real super powers either

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flying, strength, power, endurance, speed??

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All tech of his suit. Not powers of himself. See Superman, Spiderman, Hulk, etc.

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Either I'm not following the question, or you're not following it.

None of the 3 you listed can do anything without their 'suit'. (peter parker, clark kent, bruce banner are all normal beings)

the question was about batman not having powers, not bruce wayne. then ragoo says ironman has no powers. I didn't say tony stark had these powers, ironman does.

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Ive never thought about it this way.







Because its wrong. Tony Stark is Ironman. He's a super genius billionaire. No powers. Bruce Wayne is batman. Super genius billionaire. No powers. There's many versions of batman with a technologically advanced suit.

Anyway, where was I. Oh yeah, stay out of my booze.

A very gay one.

NSFW Warning.

King of the Dairy Queen said:

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AtticusMatlock said:

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Batman:

• Met an newly orphaned 8 year-old named Dick Grayson.
• Immediately had him move in.
• Dressed him in tight spandex and nicknamed him Boy Wonder.
• Taught him how to slide on a pole.
• Spent a lot of time with Dick in the bat cave.

Definitely not gay at all.

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I think you're describing a DEMOCRAT.

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fify

Batman got Kim Basinger, Michelle Pfeiffer, Nicole Kidman, Anne Hathaway. He's doing just fine.

King of the Dairy Queen said:

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62strat said:

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NoahAg said:

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62strat said:

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Ragoo said:

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Ironman doesn't have real super powers either

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flying, strength, power, endurance, speed??

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All tech of his suit. Not powers of himself. See Superman, Spiderman, Hulk, etc.

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Either I'm not following the question, or you're not following it.

None of the 3 you listed can do anything without their 'suit'. (peter parker, clark kent, bruce banner are all normal beings)

the question was about batman not having powers, not bruce wayne. then ragoo says ironman has no powers. I didn't say tony stark had these powers, ironman does.

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Ive never thought about it this way.







Because its wrong. Tony Stark is Ironman. He's a super genius billionaire. No powers. Bruce Wayne is batman. Super genius billionaire. No powers. There's many versions of batman with a technologically advanced suit.

Anyway, where was I. Oh yeah, stay out of my booze.

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So which alter ego of a superhero does have super powers?

Clark Kent is an alien with super strength who shoots lasers from his eyes

toucan82 said:

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Clark Kent is an alien with super strength who shoots lasers from his eyes

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Stark was right.

We needed a suit of armor around the world.

Champion of Fireball said:

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NSFW Warning.

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Good Lord man

The funny thing is I know someone that looks exactly like this actress. I have to pinch myself not to laugh whenever I speak with her.

62strat said:

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King of the Dairy Queen said:

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62strat said:

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NoahAg said:

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62strat said:

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Ragoo said:

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Ironman doesn't have real super powers either

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flying, strength, power, endurance, speed??

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All tech of his suit. Not powers of himself. See Superman, Spiderman, Hulk, etc.

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Either I'm not following the question, or you're not following it.

None of the 3 you listed can do anything without their 'suit'. (peter parker, clark kent, bruce banner are all normal beings)

the question was about batman not having powers, not bruce wayne. then ragoo says ironman has no powers. I didn't say tony stark had these powers, ironman does.

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Ive never thought about it this way.







Because its wrong. Tony Stark is Ironman. He's a super genius billionaire. No powers. Bruce Wayne is batman. Super genius billionaire. No powers. There's many versions of batman with a technologically advanced suit.

Anyway, where was I. Oh yeah, stay out of my booze.

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So which alter ego of a superhero does have super powers?

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clark kent can still fly and still bulletproof

Champion of Fireball said:

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King of the Dairy Queen said:

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AtticusMatlock said:

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Batman:

• Met an newly orphaned 8 year-old named Dick Grayson.
• Immediately had him move in.
• Dressed him in tight spandex and nicknamed him Boy Wonder.
• Taught him how to slide on a pole.
• Spent a lot of time with Dick in the bat cave.

Definitely not gay at all.

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I think you're describing a DEMOCRAT.

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fify

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62strat said:

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King of the Dairy Queen said:

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62strat said:

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NoahAg said:

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62strat said:

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Ragoo said:

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Ironman doesn't have real super powers either

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flying, strength, power, endurance, speed??

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All tech of his suit. Not powers of himself. See Superman, Spiderman, Hulk, etc.

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Either I'm not following the question, or you're not following it.

None of the 3 you listed can do anything without their 'suit'. (peter parker, clark kent, bruce banner are all normal beings)

the question was about batman not having powers, not bruce wayne. then ragoo says ironman has no powers. I didn't say tony stark had these powers, ironman does.

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Ive never thought about it this way.







Because its wrong. Tony Stark is Ironman. He's a super genius billionaire. No powers. Bruce Wayne is batman. Super genius billionaire. No powers. There's many versions of batman with a technologically advanced suit.

Anyway, where was I. Oh yeah, stay out of my booze.

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So which alter ego of a superhero does have super powers?

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Superman has his powers regardless of his suit.

62strat said:

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NoahAg said:

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62strat said:

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Ragoo said:

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Ironman doesn't have real super powers either

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flying, strength, power, endurance, speed??

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All tech of his suit. Not powers of himself. See Superman, Spiderman, Hulk, etc.

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Either I'm not following the question, or you're not following it.

None of the 3 you listed can do anything without their 'suit'. (peter parker, clark kent, bruce banner are all normal beings)

the question was about batman not having powers, not bruce wayne. then ragoo says ironman has no powers. I didn't say tony stark had these powers, ironman does.

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This is just wrong. Those guys have their suits 24/7 no matter what. Bruce Banner and Clark Kent still can't be killed. Peter Parker still has super human reflexes and strength. No suit required.

if anything, superman is clark kent's alter ego