Things your partner does that turns you on/off

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AggieArchitect04
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In honor of Valentines Day…

What are some things your spouse/partner does that turns you on?

What's something they do that absolutely kills the vibe?
Hoosegow
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I love my wife so... everything.

It is sexy time - I can power through anything.
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On:
  • Always thinking practically, not overly sentimental. Sentimentality is more my thing.

Off:
  • Frequently (most of the times) leaves caps not-screwed-on, not-fully-closed on bottles (dressing, shampoo, soap, cleansers, etc). But, I'm used to it now and have learned to not assume.
  • Squeezes toothpaste from the middle of the tube instead of the bottom like a good OCD person would.
  • Also, I don't care for it when I wake up during the night and she's hovering over me with a knife.
p1 Claire
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ON:
  • He's the best protector EVER. It doesn't matter if we were stranded on a deserted island, if it was someone breaking into our house, someone threatening us in some way, I have no doubt that he would keep us safe. His accuracy at the gun range definitely gives me peace of mind.
  • He can build or fix or figure out anything. He didn't graduate HS - ended up getting his GED then went through an apprenticeship to be a glazier (and has made a great career moving up in the glass business) but he's one of the smartest people I've ever known. You can give him all the pieces to a car and he could put it together, things like that.

OFF:
  • The way he is always moody
  • All of his GRUNTS. OMG why does he have to be so noisy all the time!!
B-1 83
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Standing in the kitchen in her faded cotton gown with her hair all up in curlers.
Being in TexAgs jail changes a man……..no, not really
UTExan
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p1 Claire said:

ON:
  • He's the best protector EVER. It doesn't matter if we were stranded on a deserted island, if it was someone breaking into our house, someone threatening us in some way, I have no doubt that he would keep us safe. His accuracy at the gun range definitely gives me peace of mind.
  • He can build or fix or figure out anything. He didn't graduate HS - ended up getting his GED then went through an apprenticeship to be a glazier (and has made a great career moving up in the glass business) but he's one of the smartest people I've ever known. You can give him all the pieces to a car and he could put it together, things like that.

OFF:
  • The way he is always moody
  • All of his GRUNTS. OMG why does he have to be so noisy all the time!!



Hey, we have larger muscle mass. It hurts to move. Same reason the flu gets us down.
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Ginormus Ag
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On - making me sammiches, not talking, keeping the house clean and the kids quiet.

Off - not making me sammiches, talking, dirty house, loud kids, and complaining about me being on Texags.
FIDO*98*
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You're back! Yay
Slicer97
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On - puts out
Off - doesn't put out
Ghost91
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On - hauk tua

Off - the absence of hauk tua
Scoopen Skwert
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Since I'm just dating the girls at the gym in my mind.

On- pretty much everything

Off- staying at one machine for 30 minutes
javajaws
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On - her getting her own lap dances

Off - her getting drunk before we get on the dance floor (a literal dance floor...this is not a metaphor for sexy time).

We literally got rejected from the Hakkasan in Vegas once because she couldn't convince them she was safe to dance lol. Then again she did break her ankle once AFTER dancing a couple years ago...they might have had a point lol.

Jalapeno Popper
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Neither cause forever alone
Sea Speed
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Everything she does turns me on because she is hot AF.
Scoopen Skwert
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Sea Speed said:

Everything she does turns me on because she is hot AF.


There are rules here, Sir.

Southlake
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Every little thing she does is magic
every thing just turns me on…
Talon2DSO
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On: exist
Off: nothing
HoustonAg9999
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no way has a partner unless hes gay, not that there is anything wrong with that
Ginormus Ag
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It's funny how only 1 woman has responded to this thread and it is the lengthiest and most complicated response for on. And the simplest and easiest response for off that matches the men's simplest and easiest response for on.

Slicer97
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Ginormus Ag said:

It's funny how only 1 woman has responded to this thread and it is the lengthiest and most complicated response for on. And the simplest and easiest response for off that matches the men's simplest and easiest response for on.




Women think too much. That's not necessarily a bad thing. It's their constant need to express those thoughts to you verbally that gets tiresome.
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Slicer97 said:

Ginormus Ag said:

It's funny how only 1 woman has responded to this thread and it is the lengthiest and most complicated response for on. And the simplest and easiest response for off that matches the men's simplest and easiest response for on.



Women think too much. That's not necessarily a bad thing. It's their constant need to express those thoughts to you verbally that gets tiresome.
Amazing too. Women complain about men not being romantic enough - yet, there wasn't a single thing in that lengthy response that had anything to do with romance - it was all about safety and being a provider.
Buford T. Justice
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Nice one Gordon.
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