RAV4

Oh?

I didn't have that one on the bingo card.

Story?

Maserati drivers and anyone with a Handicap placard.

Aggie Therapist said:

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No because watches are timeless and classy

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Omega works!!!

Are you stationed in Utah?

Aggie Therapist said:

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Oh?

I didn't have that one on the bingo card.

Story?

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They all suck at driving

I go there often TDY.

I'm out of Sam Houston

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TXAG 05 said:

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Hill08 said:

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I detect a little jealousy from a handful of posters on this thread

So if someone has a 30k Rolex they are also arses?

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We've identified the bmw driver.

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Yes. I just think it's a weak take that because of the car you drive your labeled.

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If the shoe fits.

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Hill08 said:

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TXAG 05 said:

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Hill08 said:

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I detect a little jealousy from a handful of posters on this thread

So if someone has a 30k Rolex they are also arses?

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We've identified the bmw driver.

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Yes. I just think it's a weak take that because of the car you drive your labeled.

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If the shoe fits.

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There was a study a few years ago that came out and results were BMW drivers were the worst drivers on the road. Least likely to use a blinker, to speed, cut people off, etc. On Friday I experienced Chad in his two door Beamer go right on red while the cross walk was telling pedestrians to walk and they were walking. And no I'm
Not jealous of any bmw; it's a car.

They are also notorious for parking like complete *******s.

Pretty much any SUV with a Texas plate is a problem here. It is going to have that Assoc of Former Students sticker or orange longhorn on it somewhere.

Then the driver gets out and he almost assuredly has a mustache/goatee, Texas A&M hat, Texas A&M sweatshirt, big old belly, and cargo shorts. And if the hat, sticker, and sweatshirt isn't enough, they will tell you within ten seconds where they went to school.

If the driver went to UT then they have a full beard instead of the goatee, Longhorn sweatshirt, some other ******bag hat, a UT sticker and a sticker for some brand of cooler. I have no idea why almost every suv from Texas has a sticker for Yeti coolers on it.

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Pretty much any SUV with a Texas plate is a problem here. It is going to have that Assoc of Former Students sticker or orange longhorn on it somewhere.

Then the driver gets out and he almost assuredly has a mustache/goatee, Texas A&M hat, Texas A&M sweatshirt, big old belly, and cargo shorts. And if the hat, sticker, and sweatshirt isn't enough, they will tell you within ten seconds where they went to school.

If the driver went to UT then they have a full beard instead of the goatee, Longhorn sweatshirt, some other ******bag hat, a UT sticker and a sticker for some brand of cooler. I have no idea why almost every suv from Texas has a sticker for Yeti coolers on it.

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I'm guessing you are in Colorado. If states could drive cars, Colorado would drive a bmw.

I drive a BMW M240 in Arrest Me Red and I have a Rolex.

The rest of you Swatch wearing, minivan driving wankers need to grow a pair.

Aggie Therapist said:

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I go there often TDY.

I'm out of Sam Houston

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I was stationed at Hill AFB from 1980 to 1983. Loved it!

Congrats on your entry level BMW

It's the best driving car I have ever owned. That M Performance inline 6 is sweet.

My only complaint is it needs wider tires. Well, that and the whole German fascination with making that damn touch screen do everything. Sometimes you just want to push a button.

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I drive a BMW M240 in Arrest Me Red and I have a Rolex.

The rest of you Swatch wearing, minivan driving wankers need to grow a pair.

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Not all of us had a dad that could buy us a Rolex.

Oh wow.

Thank you for your service.

I loved hearing the jets at night. The sound of freedom.

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I drive a BMW M240 in Arrest Me Red and I have a Rolex.

The rest of you Swatch wearing, minivan driving wankers need to grow a pair.

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Lolpoor not going for the M340i or full M.

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Mathguy64 said:

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I drive a BMW M240 in Arrest Me Red and I have a Rolex.

The rest of you Swatch wearing, minivan driving wankers need to grow a pair.

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Lolpoor not going for the M340i or full M.

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The M340 is still a 4 door sedan and that carbon fiber on the M2 ain't cheap.

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Mathguy64 said:

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I drive a BMW M240 in Arrest Me Red and I have a Rolex.

The rest of you Swatch wearing, minivan driving wankers need to grow a pair.

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Not all of us had a dad that could buy us a Rolex.

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Since this is the GB,

He paid for it with the stud fee your mom paid him every week.

Whatever car I am driving.

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BMW
Range Rover
Lifted F250 black top beauties
V6 Mustangs

As evidenced by them driving like jackasses. Sorry to offend anyone.

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What are you driving?? So I can add it to my list...

F-150

That's actually first-gen Coloradans. Or the ones that moved there from the coasts single digit years ago and now think of themselves as might as well be native Coloradans.

Most long term Coloradans seem to drive an older 4wD of some kind with a dent or three from sliding on some ice into something, not fixed because they're just going to get another one.

The one I'm surprised has not been said is Lexus

Lexus drivers got fooled into buying a Toyota Corolla with a different hood ornament and a Great Value lemon cookie when they get their oil changed.

They're almost always aloof, awful drivers who think everyone should watch out for them on the road.

**** Lexus

1. BMW
2. BMW
3. Any car that sells for under about $50,000 but comes with a spoiler

He Who Shall Be Unnamed said:

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1. BMW
2. BMW
3. Any car that sells for under about $50,000 but comes with a spoiler

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Okay but what if they added a spoiler like this to the car?

Jackass? No idea, but I avoid any confrontation with:

Chrysler 300
Dodge Charger
Nissan Altima
Lincoln Navigator
Escalade older than 5 yrs

Hey that's my car!

I just ordered this for my pickup

Totally acceptable. Unless, which I doubt, it has had exhaust mods done to it. Then the driver falls into the third category and is deemed, along with BMW drivers, an *******.

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Anyone with a car with exhaust systems modified to be in-your-face loud. I think rude, proud and low IQ loser.

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This is me. I got a 2018 Sahara Wrangler w mods bc I loved it's color/decals/rims/look.

The muffler makes it insanely loud. But I love it. I can't quit it. And I don't want to spend 2K getting factory parts and labor.

Eh, I'm in ETX so no one gets mad

Any vehicle with an Oklahoma license plate.

Driving in greater Houston for 30+ years, I've learned to be wary of just about any vehicle displaying the handicap placard or license plate. "Not only does this guarantee me a choice parking spot, it entitles me to drive like an asshat."