I have heard that you don't have to replace your pillows that often if you don't bite them.
And, now for what I do best, stealing other peoples things.
Hey Ginormus Ag, what's for dinner?
Wife has book club tonight and I am responsible for feeding the 3 smaller humans I helped create. I didn't agree to that pacificly when we had sexual relations, but we are going to have Fried Waffle Pizzas.