50 year old B-day gag gift ideas

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Let me have them.
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Bird Poo!
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In reply to Mega Lops • 11:12a, 1/24/25
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He's already getting that!
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11:18a, 1/24/25
Vinyl of Captain & Tennille's "Love Will Keep Us Together". It was the top Billboard hit of 1975.
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two popsicle sticks and a rubber band.

The cheapest solution for ED.
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***** pump
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Hookers
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or
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I have a gift she can gag on.

points to crotch.
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Bottle of scotch!
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3:14p, 1/24/25
Mrs. Pud sprung for a vintage airplane ride to Brenham for a $500 hamburger at the diner there on my 50th (usually a $100 burger, but this was quite the ride).

I didn't gag, though.
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the most cool guy
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3:38p, 1/24/25
A giant dildo and a gallon of lube
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https://www.amazon.com/Retired-Chippendale-Former-Exotic-T-Shirt/dp/B095F9SDCL/ref=sr_1_17?crid=7GJDG1CA7DA6&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.wbPA34TZWW30wHzODYdyIiNt33dAALh2j1rmrZl33b4b4e5aP0pBHRs9SxaKwRWXLIMwPqgu7D1LGYd_5gA9oFDf-3BOHn3yzh0OxIU8kB93VuzsSkXR-09fF4vXuWveGvz3aFfIHRJiXhAjYwl_WDJGGrr2MShNOWDauMbk3eUjot5OJSp9DivnJRw0BmfTEHQ8ImNQtuMxb1Yx764Hn5gU8qpskzaKWqwqvbyEd49KzdPUphEqcP1shkU6DNeLAiLf_bzoQOXNTyShu7Kr7ek5pVyv-JJDE74sJ1xf4qSvAUCXX52tdIucUfBcdvdN-2yaChRKQIoantoUzBbfdVGSwjMjvh1bmjYgA475Nv_VwdPbVLofLvGCZI7RpMOnvxp5cN3gwn_ucJYxyD2VsBQOlyol-xi7xYliKxA40ZoZecFv0KkLBVk2Cz6MQsPY.BvDZxUu2yPGwFpoNkoZsBed8kwCC8bByHxzJHnL4MXQ&dib_tag=se&keywords=retired+male+stripper+t-shirt&qid=1737757515&sprefix=retired+male+stripper+t-shirt%2Caps%2C107&sr=8-17
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At that age probably some lube and maybe a tummy tuck
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Depends
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5:20p, 1/24/25
NEW PUPPY
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9:02p, 1/24/25
Ball Gag Gifts?



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In reply to Bird Poo • 9:39p, 1/24/25
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Is it for a guy?

Hire a 30-year old actor from a local theater group to show up with a stack of papers from Ancestry.com and 23 and Me, just wanting to talk and get to know him.
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In reply to Claude! • 11:21p, 1/24/25
Claude! said:
Vinyl of Captain & Tennille's "Love Will Keep Us Together". It was the top Billboard hit of 1975.
https://newspaper.library.tamu.edu/lccn/sn86088544/1975-10-07/ed-1/seq-3/#words=Captain+and+Tennille

their 1975 tour included TAMU, I was there in agony with my gf, love did not keep us together
Gen x hasn't done a damn thing except pat themselves on the back
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8:17a, 1/25/25
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250# dancer for him
Joseph George '92
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Special delivery for their daughter's cornhole
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In reply to Anchorhold • 2:27p, 1/25/25
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Well played!
Joseph George '92
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9:04p, 1/26/25
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Hawaii 5-0 DVD
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