How many gummy vitamins can you eat

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javajaws said:

tandy miller said:

Oh I was kidding. I didn't lose my job or get dumped. I was being facetious.
Then keep your freaking vitamins in a different form factor than the good stuff!


Yeah I'm going to get the pills, I threw the rest of the gummies away
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Anyone have a good whole food vitamin they can recommend?
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tandy miller said:

nai06 said:

Well what did they say? Did you die?


I'm going to live. Ended up just going to my pcp and getting blood done. Haven't gotten results back but he said this isn't the first time this has happened. He said usually it's kids though
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This is the one I use that my registered dietician recommended. I specifically liked that it can be taken on an empty stomach.
https://a.co/d/4prnZ5c

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tandy miller said:

nai06 said:

Well what did they say? Did you die?


I'm going to live. Ended up just going to my pcp and getting blood done. Haven't gotten results back but he said this isn't the first time this has happened. He said usually it's kids though
Does your PCP have one of these in his office?



Did you get a lollipop after?
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If they don't kill you then they're clearly worthless. Get something that'll put hair on your chest
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Bondag said:

tandy miller said:

nai06 said:

Well what did they say? Did you die?


I'm going to live. Ended up just going to my pcp and getting blood done. Haven't gotten results back but he said this isn't the first time this has happened. He said usually it's kids though
Does your PCP have one of these in his office?



Did you get a lollipop after?


It's in the lobby. I started going there bc the chairs are more comfortable. The toys and power rangers band aid are just bonuses
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nai06 said:

This is the one I use that my registered dietician recommended. I specifically liked that it can be taken on an empty stomach.
https://a.co/d/4prnZ5c




Do they make them in a gummy, perhaps?
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Did you find all the hidden images in the Highlights magazine?
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toucan82 said:

Did you find all the hidden images in the Highlights magazine?


They were all filled out
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tandy miller said:

nai06 said:

This is the one I use that my registered dietician recommended. I specifically liked that it can be taken on an empty stomach.
https://a.co/d/4prnZ5c




Do they make them in a gummy, perhaps?
Great idea! That way they are easier to consume!
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When I was a kid I ate all the purple ones out of a bottle of Flintstone vitamins. Mom called poison control and they said not to worry. My cool story, just didn't want you to feel all alone Tandy.
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Milwaukees Best Light said:

When I was a kid I ate all the purple ones out of a bottle of Flintstone vitamins. Mom called poison control and they said not to worry. My cool story, just didn't want you to feel all alone Tandy.
I ate a bunch of the Flintstone vitamins too. Stupid dr told my mom to give me the medicine that made me puke 'em all back up. I was amazed that I could still see Fred and Barnie's faces on a bunch of them after I puked them out. I thought they would've been all chewed and digested up. Learned two lessons that day.
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I fight in your defense, Tandy. Those vita-gummy thingies are f'ing delicious. Legit more delicious than like 95% of the actual gummy candy out there. The Member's Marks ones are dangerous...
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tandy miller said:

toucan82 said:

Did you find all the hidden images in the Highlights magazine?


They were all filled out


One of my biggest pet peeves. Let me find the stapler hidden in the tree myself, you sack of crap.
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IIRC the biggest issue is if the vitamins have iron in them (which is usually only an issue if they're women's vitamins)
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tandy miller said:

Poison control told me to go to the er so I'm going to get lab work done.

****, im an idiot
did they ask you how tall you are?
tandy miller
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They did not
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Does Chester's breath smell vitamin-y?
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Man.

I needed this thread this week. So many great comments and hilarious. Found myself chuckling throughout. Thank you all.

Sidenote, I second the comment about kidneys. You don't want to have to tell people you wound up in dialysis because you ate an entire jar of vitamins like a child.
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You don't need supplemental vitamins

HTH
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Eliminatus said:

I fight in your defense, Tandy. Those vita-gummy thingies are f'ing delicious. Legit more delicious than like 95% of the actual gummy candy out there. The Member's Marks ones are dangerous...


Apparently they all are, if you eat enough.
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Why not?
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THE_CHOSEN_ONE said:

I could see a small child, a dog, or a special needs person doing this, but a grown ass human adult? Wtf?
Yeah, about that.....
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THE_CHOSEN_ONE said:

I could see a small child, a dog, or a special needs person doing this, but a grown ass human adult? Wtf?

Well, two out of those three fit this scenario.
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toucan82 said:

Can I have your watch when you are dead?
Then it will be second hand.
tandy miller
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DargelSkout said:

THE_CHOSEN_ONE said:

I could see a small child, a dog, or a special needs person doing this, but a grown ass human adult? Wtf?

Well, two out of those three fit this scenario.

Which 2?

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IIIHorn
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urine trouble
tandy miller
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Nah I'm still alive. Gonna take more than 100 vitamins to take me down
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Glad you're not dead
IIIHorn
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tandy miller said:

Nah I'm still alive. Gonna take more than 100 vitamins to take me down
Impale the gummies on kabob sticks and eat them alphabetically while singing the A,B,C song.
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That's our Tandy!

duff el pud
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tandy miller said:

...how many...
Maybe the owl knows...

UTExan
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Is this a Darwin Award thread?
“If you’re going to have crime it should at least be organized crime”
-Havelock Vetinari
OldArmyAggie94
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As a kid I used to just chomp those Flintstones vitamins like candy…maybe 10-5 at a time…
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