How many gummy vitamins can you eat

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tandy miller
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Without it hurting you? Due to a combination of unfortunate circumstances and poor decisions I apparently ate about 3/4 of a 170 piece bottle last night… my stomach is killing me and my pee is a shade of yellow I've only seen in depictions of radioactive waste.

Am I going to live?

FWIW I'd had the bottle maybe 5 days before this

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Can I have your watch when you are dead?
tandy miller
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toucan82 said:

Can I have your watch when you are dead?


You'll have to fight Chester for it
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nai06
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In all seriousness, you should probably call poison control. They will be able to tell you better than anyone on here.

800-222-1222
Wolfpac 08
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Good luck with your bottom
Claude!
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What happens if you eat too many gummy vitamins?
tandy miller
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Poison control told me to go to the er so I'm going to get lab work done.

****, im an idiot
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jetch17
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sounds like too many 'other' gummies got you into the wrong candy jar?
tandy miller
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Something like that
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Jbob04
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Why the frick would you do that? Also, those synthetic vitamins aren't readily absorbed by your body, so you will just piss it out anyway.
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tandy miller said:

Poison control told me to go to the er so I'm going to get lab work done.

****, im an idiot


Sounds like a Big Medicine scam to me
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tandy miller said:

Poison control told me to go to the er so I'm going to get lab work done.

****, im an idiot
I think we all concur with that last assessment.
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I wonder if they still make those orange-flavored vitamin C pills? I loved crunching on those when I was a little kid.
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tandy miller said:

Poison control told me to go to the er so I'm going to get lab work done.

****, im an idiot
When they asked for your height and weight did you specify that you are actually a grown ass man making these choices?
tandy miller
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Yeah they said this happens more than you'd think
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toucan82 said:

tandy miller said:

Poison control told me to go to the er so I'm going to get lab work done.

****, im an idiot


Sounds like a Big Medicine scam to me
Forget Big Medicine, go with Bad Medicine. Dr. Bongiovi assures me that Bad Medicine is what I need.
AgEng06
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How in the hell do you get the munchies and go through a bottle of... VITAMINS?
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dude
Jbob04
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You're fine. You will piss it all out
Aggie_Boomin 21
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Just look up whether each vitamin in it is water soluble or not. If it's not, try to figure out how much you ate and compare that to the OD levels which can also be found online. If there are any you have reached OD levels on, try to figure how serious it is and whether that warrants an ER visit.

Kind of basic adult stuff.
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Too much vitamin E or A can actually do some damage.
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tandy miller said:

Poison control told me to go to the er so I'm going to get lab work done.

****, im an idiot
I'm guessing they are concerned with potential damage to your kidneys. You will probably be fine but getting it checked out sounds like the right call. I hope everything goes okay.
Brian Earl Spilner
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How tf do you "accidentally" eat hundreds of gummies?

And I mean ANY gummies, not just vitamin gummies.
Anchorhold
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What the hell? They're not JiB tacos.
Hoosegow
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Watching this thread...
THE_CHOSEN_ONE
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I could see a small child, a dog, or a special needs person doing this, but a grown ass human adult? Wtf?
Martin Q. Blank
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Due to a combination of unfortunate circumstances and poor decisions I apparently ate about 3/4 of a 170 piece bottle last night.
"I apparently" indicates you can't remember. So poor decisions includes getting drunk in addition to eating the vitamins. Last night, meaning a Monday night. What unfortunate circumstances would make you drink so heavily on a Monday that you can't remember? Did you get fired? Dumped?
tandy miller
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Martin Q. Blank said:

Quote:

Due to a combination of unfortunate circumstances and poor decisions I apparently ate about 3/4 of a 170 piece bottle last night.
"I apparently" indicates you can't remember. So poor decisions includes getting drunk in addition to eating the vitamins. Last night, meaning a Monday night. What unfortunate circumstances would make you drink so heavily on a Monday that you can't remember? Did you get fired? Dumped?


Yes
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toucan82
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He had a lot of money on the Vikings
nai06
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Well what did they say? Did you die?
Gnome Sayin
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sanka ya dead?
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tandy miller said:

Martin Q. Blank said:

Quote:

Due to a combination of unfortunate circumstances and poor decisions I apparently ate about 3/4 of a 170 piece bottle last night.
"I apparently" indicates you can't remember. So poor decisions includes getting drunk in addition to eating the vitamins. Last night, meaning a Monday night. What unfortunate circumstances would make you drink so heavily on a Monday that you can't remember? Did you get fired? Dumped?


Yes
Bummer...sorry.

I'm still waiting for the day that I reach for a handful of skittles and accidentally get a handful of Joy Bombs instead lol. Or maybe its already happened and I just forgot about it...
tandy miller
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Oh I was kidding. I didn't lose my job or get dumped. I was being facetious.
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javajaws
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tandy miller said:

Oh I was kidding. I didn't lose my job or get dumped. I was being facetious.
Then keep your freaking vitamins in a different form factor than the good stuff!
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nai06 said:

Well what did they say? Did you die?


I'm going to live. Ended up just going to my pcp and getting blood done. Haven't gotten results back but he said this isn't the first time this has happened. He said usually it's kids though
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