How many Whataburgers would Elvis eat if he was still alive today?
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PreYankee sellout whataburgers, or post?
That is assuming Elvis isn't alive, we have no proof otherwise. He just went into hiding.
In 2035 I will entertain the idea the idea that he may be dead, but not until then.
In 2035 I will entertain the idea the idea that he may be dead, but not until then.
Tree Hugger said:
That is assuming Elvis isn't alive, we have no proof otherwise. He just went into hiding.
In 2035 I will entertain the idea the idea that he may be dead, but not until then.
The dude ate garbage and took like 100 oxy a day for years. He had a serious serious drug problem. He died on the toilet.
What about Mexican Elvis?
Probably about three No. 4's with extra onions and jalapeños.
Have you ever seen a picture of him dead?
Even if you did, they can fake anything with computers nowadays.
Even if you did, they can fake anything with computers nowadays.
Elvis crushed some Dyers fried burgers back in the day
Jugstore Cowboy said:
Have you ever seen a picture of him dead?
Even if you did, they can fake anything with computers nowadays.
I guess I've never given it much thought. After reading up on his drug usage and the fact that his doctor got in trouble I figured he died. What is the alternative? He went to rehab and got clean while abandoning his daughter and lifestyle to become a ski instructor in Vermont ?
The Monterey Melt burger is back. I'm in line.
Elvis would crush a lot of these.
Elvis would crush a lot of these.
Well, he'd be 90, so my guess is zero.
Ginormus Ag said:
What about Mexican Elvis?
El Vez?
VP at Pierce and Pierce said:Jugstore Cowboy said:
Have you ever seen a picture of him dead?
Even if you did, they can fake anything with computers nowadays.
I guess I've never given it much thought. After reading up on his drug usage and the fact that his doctor got in trouble I figured he died. What is the alternative? He went to rehab and got clean while abandoning his daughter and lifestyle to become a ski instructor in Vermont ?
He lives in a condo in Connecticut with Jim Morrison and Metallica.
Elvis is alive, unless he's the guy i hit with my car tonight.
Well, he is everywhere.superunknown said:
Elvis is alive, unless he's the guy i hit with my car tonight.
He wears a Poor David's pub t-shirt and a faded pair of jeans.
Whataburger sucks ever since they sold out to a conglomerate. At least melt the Kraft cheese before serving. Cheap ****s.
Brother Shamus said:
Whataburger sucks ever since they sold out to a conglomerate. At least melt the Kraft cheese before serving. Cheap ****s.
I have never heard this sentiment before. Tell me more
At age 94, my old man could knock one out, and the fries.Bruce Almighty said:
Well, he'd be 90, so my guess is zero.
Being in TexAgs jail changes a man……..no, not really
"Fat Elvis" actually wasn't that fat by today's standard. He would probably look pretty decent compared to all the fatties now.
Teslag said:
"Fat Elvis" actually wasn't that fat by today's standard. He would probably look pretty decent compared to all the fatties now.
Fat Elvis would kick Jelly Bean's ass with karate
I saw him in Vegas last week at a Hockey game. He was pretty skinny looking, so I'm going to say one Whataburger Jr with Cheese.
Was that in his "White sequined jumpsuit, little girls in cotton panties" phase?Teslag said:
"Fat Elvis" actually wasn't that fat by today's standard. He would probably look pretty decent compared to all the fatties now.
It only took me a year to figure out this place is nuts!
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VP at Pierce and Pierce said:
He wears a Poor David's pub t-shirt and a faded pair of jeans.
I hear Jackson is now his name. He never died, he just got tired of livin' in Tennessee.
This is Elvis in 1977, at his "fattest". In 2025 he wouldn't be considered fat at all for a 42 year old man. Shows how far we've come.
he looked awful there
and now I want whataburger for lunch
and now I want whataburger for lunch
More than a hound dog.
They sucked before that. They were good back in the 80s, but their competition was McDonald's, Burger King, Dairy Queen, and Sonic. Not real high bars to clear.Brother Shamus said:
Whataburger sucks ever since they sold out to a conglomerate. At least melt the Kraft cheese before serving. Cheap ****s.
Next time you're in BCS, hit the Carter's Burgers on Texas and Villa Maria. That's what Whataburger tasted like when I was a kid. Whataburger hasn't been that good in 25~30 years. It's just that it's competition was (and still is) worse.
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Ah, there he is, the 'Sucks now, but they were great back in XXXX' guy. About time you showed up.
Slicer97 said:They sucked before that. They were good back in the 80s, but their competition was McDonald's, Burger King, Dairy Queen, and Sonic. Not real high bars to clear.Brother Shamus said:
Whataburger sucks ever since they sold out to a conglomerate. At least melt the Kraft cheese before serving. Cheap ****s.
Next time you're in BCS, hit the Carter's Burgers on Texas and Villa Maria. That's what Whataburger tasted like when I was a kid. Whataburger hasn't been that good in 25~30 years. It's just that its competition was (and still is) worse.
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AtticusMatlock said:
The Monterey Melt burger is back. I'm in line.
Elvis would crush a lot of these.
How was it?
AtticusMatlock said:
The Monterey Melt burger is back. I'm in line.
Elvis would crush a lot of these.
Elvis died severely constipated, so that makes sense.
Burdizzo said:AtticusMatlock said:
The Monterey Melt burger is back. I'm in line.
Elvis would crush a lot of these.
Elvis died severely constipated, so that makes sense.
Now you know how the Oxy factored in.
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