Realization: A Christmas Story

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Ags4DaWin
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Merry Christmas GB, you filthy animals.

And a Yippee Ki Yay M-F'ers.

Here is one of the Christmas epiphanies I had this year.

When I was a kid I used to HATE HATE HATE the movie A Christmas Story. The main character is a liar and throws his friends under the bus whenever its convenient to do so and doesn't feel guilty about it at all....little brother is a whiny *****.

Not much to like about them.

But all the conniving and first person views of Ralphy are just a build up.

The movie is ACTUALLY about the parents.

A long suffering mom who does her best to be the buffer and balance between a strict father and kids she wants to over mother because they are her life.

And a dad who has given himself over to a life of average mediocrity to pull down a stable living but still finds ways to make life interesting and exciting for his kids and though he comes across as disinterested or disengaged from his family rises to the occasion when it really counts.

The look on his face as he watches his kid open THE present.
The Way he salvages the turkey disaster and instead of yelling or throwing a tantrum about losing out on the ONE thing he loves, he turns it into a lovely Holiday memory so his wife doesn't lose it after all her hard work. That is a father and a good man.

So to all the parents, Aunts, Uncles, and other Adults who go the extra mile to make Christmas a special time of year and create magic for the kids in their lives.

Merry Christmas especially to you today!

What you do matters.
aggieland28
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I used to hate it when I was younger too, but it has since grown on me. Love the fact that it runs non stop on Christmas Day. So many quotable moments in the movie as well. The mother is so relatable, and the narration is impeccable. Truly a classic
fc2112
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I should watch this movie some day.
Smittyfubar
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I couldn't think of when Ralphy threw his friends under the bus. Then I remembered Schwartz!

"WHAT'D I DO MOM?! AAAHHHHH
IIIHorn
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Jugstore Cowboy
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Well, you have to watch to the end to see how it ends with the parents.

But I'm amazed anyone hated this movie as a kid. At least a boy. We've quoted it my whole life.
TXAG 05
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fc2112 said:

I should watch this movie some day.


If you have TBS or TNT, you can watch it about 3 times tonight
Bruce Almighty
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It's a better movie when you become a parent.
Jack Cheese
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I saw it in the theater when it first came out I was around 13 years old. Loved it then, love it now.
JABQ04
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I've always enjoyed Christmas Story. You should check out the sorta sequel from 2022 "A Christmas Story Christmas". I was skeptical but it's a hit with our family and one of our just watch films over Christmas.
gabehcoud
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here's what it's about

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-way-i-heard-it-with-mike-rowe/id1087110764?i=1000680682211
Ragnar Danneskjoldd
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I've seen this exact message repackaged about 6 different ways today.
superunknown
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Annual reminder that the mom is lowkey hot
brunsie
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JABQ04 said:

I've always enjoyed Christmas Story. You should check out the sorta sequel from 2022 "A Christmas Story Christmas". I was skeptical but it's a hit with our family and one of our just watch films over Christmas.


They keep most of the same cast and the nostalgia from the original movie. The Santa slide was funny again.
I triple dog dare you!
RooAg
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It is quite possibly the best movie ever made. Definitely the best Christmas movie. A must watch every year.
bam02
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Good take, OP!
Jack Cheese
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superunknown said:

Annual reminder that the mom is lowkey hot

Look her up in Slap Shot - NSFW. Definitely hot, nothing low key about it.
GeorgeBailey
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I was in Cleveland a few years ago for work. We were going to eat lunch at an authentic German restaurant that coworkers said was near Christmas Story house. I said we have to drive by it. I had no idea it was in Cleveland.

This was in June and it was swarming with groups of tourists and kids. The house seemed really smaller than expected. The house was in pristine shape and the leg lamp is in the window. The house across the street is a gift shop and also housed an old fire truck like the one in the movie.
Jbob04
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Jack Cheese said:

superunknown said:

Annual reminder that the mom is lowkey hot

Look her up in Slap Shot - NSFW. Definitely hot, nothing low key about it.

Holy nipples Batman
AgTrip
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superunknown said:

Annual reminder that the mom is lowkey hot
She's the mom on Close Encounters of the third kind! Realized that a while back.

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