- 30 minutes in to a 2.5hr graduation at Baylor.
- Proud of my niece for finishing her grad degree but graduations are miserable.
- Sister gave me a giant rubber dong as an early Christmas gift in front of the family last night, lol.
- Gonna eat delicious fajitas and awkwardly sit around our Airbnb later.

- sup buttholes
- early drive across Tine to pick up a bottle of bourbon
- probably oughta get on bike in the sun today
- feeling lazy
- boobs
- later gaywads

Annual holiday party time ! Got up at 3am to start up the smoker.

Have a 10lb brisket cooking, Wrapped it at 10am.

Deep frying a turkey later as well.

Stay drunk by friends...

• Maybe lunch at the Burger House on South College
• Gonna stop by my ex's family Christmas gathering

- Made delicious Breakfast tacos
- Tried fruitcake for the first time yesterday. Was surprisingly good. Not sure where all the '80s sitcom hate comes from
- Woke up with raging headache that naproxen is barely keeping in check. Worst
- Still better than sitting through a Baylol graduation. Get rekt, nervy
- No plans. Just some light reading of the 2022 Dallas Air Show accident NTSB report. Yes, I unironically read NTSB reports for fun. RIP to those who lost their lives that day.
- Managed another year of keeping my vehicle registration up to date. Proud of myself.
- Movie later?


What's for lunch?

Do the day, yall

Parties out the ass today.
Why do people invite me? All I do is eat their food, mumble through boring small talk and stare at the ladies boobs. I just want to watch football. I need to do some Christmas shopping, but that can wait until Monday or probably Tuesday. I guess I need to wear deodorant today. They probably invite my wife and hope that I won't come. But, why would they think I won't come? I don't have anything better to do.

Sorry man. It takes a long time but you'll still always miss them.

You can't retire. Nobody else posts cool images for us to guess the mass/tumor.

Also, bless you for the proper spelling of intracoastal.

Here's one I had a couple weeks ago. Don't bother guessing. I did. And I was wrong. Way wrong.

Gonna have to think about this one

Woke up at 7 a.m.

Carried out luggage to the truck.

Hit the road to Richardson.

Too many Okies who can't drive on the road.

Traffic got a little heavy in Mckinney.

Made it safely to my sister's house.

Now I am going to enjoy Christmas and a week of doing nothing.


Have a wonderful day!

ARKY AGGIE said:

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Woke up at 7 a.m.

Carried out luggage to the truck.

Hit the road to Richardson.

Too many Okies who can't drive on the road.

Traffic got a little heavy in Mckinney.

Made it safely to my sister's house.

Now I am going to enjoy Christmas and a week of doing nothing.


Have a wonderful day!

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I hope it is everything you thought it could be. [/Peter Gibbons]

Slow day today

Students are gone

Up early for a Saturday.

Puppies and kitties wanted pets.

Went to work for a bit to tie up some loose ends.

Checked out the new REI and bought some shoes. Local shoe place has not had what I needed twice now and I don't want to wait.

Home Depot to return some countertop samples and by a small of bit drivers.

Waiting on a hair stylist to get to me.

Need to start putting some miles on these new shoes!

I had tacos for breakfast if that helps.

Having an Albanian dish tonight: vici i grire me qepe dhe salve. (Meatloaf)

-On a gambling vacation to exotic Iowa
-Down $320 (SMU sucks!)
-It's like 3 degrees warmer here than back home. SWEET.

Was this your dad?

Kool said:

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Here's one I had a couple weeks ago. Don't bother guessing. I did. And I was wrong. Way wrong.

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I guessed wrong on the Dow too. Thought the index would be way less than +0.12 with the govt shutdown…

Sunrise 7:25 AM
Sunset 4:51 PM

Days will only get longer from here

Anchorhold said:

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Was this your dad?

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LOL, basically. My parents HATED that I was a musician. Dad went to his grave having never seen me play.

That's the Crista Galli (rooster's crest). It's a normal, although I'd agree with you that this kid's is fairly wide. Good pickup. I'm talking about end encircled stuff on his left side. I guessed very, very wrong as to what it was going to turn out to be.

Pocket of infection?

Abscess?

Tumor?

About to land in Knoxville.

-Up early
- Walmart run for last minute gift
-Tacos and tamales from La Familia
-Woodlands Mall
-Christmas at my aunts
-Now at wrestling meet (watching) in Bryan
-Maybe Sushi Masa for dinner

Crayon up his nose?

713nervy said:

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- 30 minutes in to a 2.5hr graduation at Baylor.
- Proud of my niece for finishing her grad degree but graduations are miserable.
- Sister gave me a giant rubber dong as an early Christmas gift in front of the family last night, lol.
- Gonna eat delicious fajitas and awkwardly sit around our Airbnb later.

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Are you going to use the dong?

713nervy said:

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- Sister gave me a giant rubber dong as an early Christmas gift in front of the family last night, lol.

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Your sister sounds awesome. We brought one of those Trojan fingertip vibrators to the family white elephant party a few years ago. Everyone was just SOOOOOO offended ... but then all the women were fighting over it in the other room.

713nervy said:

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- 30 minutes in to a 2.5hr graduation at Baylor.
- Proud of my niece for finishing her grad degree but graduations are miserable.
- Sister gave me a giant rubber dong as an early Christmas gift in front of the family last night, lol.
- Gonna eat delicious fajitas and awkwardly sit around our Airbnb later.

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Somewhere there's a picture of my grandma laughing while modeling the fake boob scarf she got in the family white elephant exchange a few years ago.