I admit I generally love the Christmas season and the carols you hear, but there are some that are annoying: The Jackson 5, mainly Michael Jackson, singing Santa Claus is coming to Town and I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus. The songs is out of the kids voice range and he sings off key/flat/strained. It's supposed to be "cute" but it isn't and if it wasn't the Jackson 5 wouldn't be out there at all.

Bonus 3rd song that is annoying: Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time.

Sunny 99 plays these constantly.

I don't like all the secular songs that take away from the point of Christmas.
Rudolph
Santa Claus is coming to town
Jingle Bells

Christmas should be about celebrating the birth of Christ. I don't like anything that takes away from that. Yes, I know that no where in the Bible does it say we must celebrate Christ's birthday so I will own my hypocrisy on this.

Christmas Shoes by Alabama is the worst Christmas song ever written. I don't know that it really fits this thread since it's not the most popular song and probably isn't really a "carol."

Regardless, I hate it with every fiber of my being.

Anything by Brenda Lee

Hypocrites will burn in a lake of fire for all eternity.

Let me know where to send you a case of popsicles.

If that is what puts me over the edge... I was destined to go there no matter what.

i thought i saw mommy kissing santa clause was about infedelity until I was something like 30 years old. Im ******ed.

DannyDuberstein said:

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Mariah Carey over-singing All I Want for Christmas Is You

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EOT

Oh here we go with the Christmas carol complaining.

No love for a little sexual coercion with Baby Its Cold Outside?

My nemesis is Santa Baby.
Followed closely by Little Drummer Boy.

she never said "no"

All of them. Every last ****ty one

jetch17 said:

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the stupid Paul McCartney 'siiiiimply haaaaavin a wonderful christmastime'

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It's horrible. He should feel bad. And it's been played more this year than I've ever heard it.

Ragnar Danneskjoldd said:

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No love for a little sexual coercion with Baby Its Cold Outside?

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this is the most tired and nonsensical trope to come from the me too era. This song reached peak offensiveness the same year WAP went to #1.

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maroon barchetta said:

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Hypocrites will burn in a lake of fire for all eternity.

Let me know where to send you a case of popsicles.

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Only if they don't repent.

jetch17 said:

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the stupid Paul McCartney 'siiiiimply haaaaavin a wonderful christmastime'

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It's not that bad. Maybe you just aren't very jolly.

I feel guilty but I really like the rapey one. It's catchy. Maybe if we updated the lyrics.

All of them.

Not a carol, but a local station thinks that Same Old Lang Syne (Dan Folgelberg, RIP) is a Christmas song.

IMO, just because a song mentions Christmas doesn't make it a Christmas song. And, to me, for some reason, the song is kind of gross, like fingernails on a chalkboard.

Little Drummer Boy
Last Christmas
All I want for Christmas is you
McCartney crap
Baby its cold outside
Santa Baby

All of these suck royally and should be banned.

Ragnar Danneskjoldd said:

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this is the most tired and nonsensical trope to come from the me too era. This song reached peak offensiveness the same year WAP went to #1.

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Besides, who doesn't like a little date rape every now and then?

DannyDuberstein said:

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Mariah Carey over-singing All I Want for Christmas Is You

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10,000 blue stars for you.

Last Christmas is absolute trash. The worst.

Edit: to say this one, along with many of the ones listed above, I wouldn't consider "a Carol"

I hate every time a mediocre singer puts out an original Christmas song hoping they can cash it on it becoming a "Christmas Classic" with mailbox money every December for the rest of their lives.

However, I do still enjoy Jose Feliciano's 1970 classic "Feliz Navidad". Never heard another song by the guy.

jetch17 said:

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This is the winner and it's not close. The song is actually not that bad. Just that stupid synthesizer. I've heard covers of the song that are perfectly fine. Has McCartney ever expressed any remorse for doing that arrangement?

Corole of the Bells

That Burger King Ding Fries Are Done ruined it.

I always sing it like I'm angry and it gives it a whole different psych ward vibe.

I don't hear it much anymore, but the Little Drummer Boy cover with Bing Crosby and David Bowie is awful.

Springsteen rambling

HarleySpoon said:

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Springsteen rambling

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Awful