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Last: 4 days ago by DamnGood86
We don't have ours until Christmas Eve night at Nakatomi Plaza. Ask the security guard downstairs to let you in. He will be busy watching the ND/USC game somehow.
Welcome to the party, pal.
Welcome to the party, pal.
Obviously you mean the TAMU/USC game. I'll have my limo driver drop me off.
just this made me bummed alan riickman is dead.maroon barchetta said:
We don't have ours until Christmas Eve night at Nakatomi Plaza. Ask the security guard downstairs to let you in. He will be busy watching the ND/USC game somehow.
Welcome to the party, pal.
Ragnar Danneskjoldd said:just this made me bummed alan riickman is dead.maroon barchetta said:
We don't have ours until Christmas Eve night at Nakatomi Plaza. Ask the security guard downstairs to let you in. He will be busy watching the ND/USC game somehow.
Welcome to the party, pal.
Well yeah.
Nobody could survive that fall.
Roy has a good story!
Our invitation stated there's an after party that is BYOBO. I was confused then got it. The boss is a freak. I don't want to go butt…… need the raise. Thoughts?
Bring your own bottle opener?BartInLA said:
Our invitation stated there's an after party that is BYOBO. I was confused then got it. The boss is a freak. I don't want to go butt…… need the raise. Thoughts?
Bring your own Benefits Officer?
Bring your own Black Ops?
Bring your own Branch Office?
Not from this year, but a company I worked for a while back used to have a large party for all of the DFW offices to gather together. I had recently moved from the home office in Dallas to the Fort Worth office and was sitting at a table with friends from the home office.
The company was growing and not everyone knew everyone else from the other offices. A friend at my table gestured to another table and asked me if I knew who the "big black guy" was who brought a hooker to the party.
I had to explain that the "hooker" in question was actually an admin (secretary) in my new office and that the "big black guy" was her husband. The admin in question was rather curvy with some aftermarket bolt-ons and dressed accordingly all the time, even at the office, she was gorgeous.
The company was growing and not everyone knew everyone else from the other offices. A friend at my table gestured to another table and asked me if I knew who the "big black guy" was who brought a hooker to the party.
I had to explain that the "hooker" in question was actually an admin (secretary) in my new office and that the "big black guy" was her husband. The admin in question was rather curvy with some aftermarket bolt-ons and dressed accordingly all the time, even at the office, she was gorgeous.
For our office Christmas party I brought a tortilla blanket for the white elephant exchange and another guy in our office also brought a tortilla blanket. Pretty crazy.
If someone dares you to eat 50 Little Debbie Christmas Tree cakes, don't do it. I got to 46, but I am not at my peak competitive eating condition anymore at 45. No reversal of fortune, but I have been slow and lethargic all afternoon.
THE_CHOSEN_ONE said:
For our office Christmas party I brought a tortilla blanket for the white elephant exchange and another guy in our office also brought a tortilla blanket. Pretty crazy.
did yall snuggle
I got blasted
Bring your own binary other.
You may not be a moron, but some people think you are.
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