$43 MM from Only Fans ..

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gigemags-99 said:

Duckhook said:

gigemags-99 said:

Duckhook said:

Martin Q. Blank said:

TriAg2010 said:

Dicer said:

Look at this, one guy gave her $4MM



How many hookers could you even get with that dough
It's money laundering. Has to be.
How is he getting the money back?

Yeah, I wonder the same thing.

Maybe she just keeps enough to cover taxes and some small profit, and then sends the rest back to him. Maybe Charley has so much to launder that he's okay with getting back 70 cents on the dollar or something like that.


But how does he get the money back? Does he send a pic of his bunghole to her and she pays?

Bags of cash as big as her ass?
Explain it to me like a 5 year old
I'll grab a dictionary.. Here we go. Here we go. Launder: To clean... No. Wash. Here it is: To conceal the source of money as by channeling it through an intermediary.
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62strat said:

gigemags-99 said:

Duckhook said:

gigemags-99 said:

Duckhook said:

Martin Q. Blank said:

TriAg2010 said:

Dicer said:

Look at this, one guy gave her $4MM



How many hookers could you even get with that dough
It's money laundering. Has to be.
How is he getting the money back?

Yeah, I wonder the same thing.

Maybe she just keeps enough to cover taxes and some small profit, and then sends the rest back to him. Maybe Charley has so much to launder that he's okay with getting back 70 cents on the dollar or something like that.


But how does he get the money back? Does he send a pic of his bunghole to her and she pays?

Bags of cash as big as her ass?
Explain it to me like a 5 year old
I'll grab a dictionary.. Here we go. Here we go. Launder: To clean... No. Wash. Here it is: To conceal the source of money as by channeling it through an intermediary.

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gigemags-99 said:

Duckhook said:

gigemags-99 said:

Duckhook said:

Martin Q. Blank said:

TriAg2010 said:

Dicer said:

Look at this, one guy gave her $4MM



How many hookers could you even get with that dough
It's money laundering. Has to be.
How is he getting the money back?

Yeah, I wonder the same thing.

Maybe she just keeps enough to cover taxes and some small profit, and then sends the rest back to him. Maybe Charley has so much to launder that he's okay with getting back 70 cents on the dollar or something like that.


But how does he get the money back? Does he send a pic of his bunghole to her and she pays?

Bags of cash as big as her ass?


But how does she account for those cash withdrawals? Where is the money going? Do we have any experts on money laundering here? Explain it to me like a 5 year old
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infinity ag said:

Sea Speed said:

Idc what y'all say, this is not attractive.

Ugh terrible.

Face: Good
Upper body: Good.
Lower body: Terrible (ass too big, looks like 2 different people are stuck together)
Apparently, the mutant look is what is considered attractive nowadays. It's weird.
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Yellerjacket said:

infinity ag said:

Sea Speed said:

Idc what y'all say, this is not attractive.

Ugh terrible.

Face: Good
Upper body: Good.
Lower body: Terrible (ass too big, looks like 2 different people are stuck together)
Apparently, the mutant look is what is considered attractive nowadays. It's weird.
Perfect 10s are a dime a dozen on onlyfans. Only the real freaks of nature bring in the really big bucks!

Once that fat bomb goes off though she'll disappear and retire with her load of cash.
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gigemags-99 said:

Duckhook said:

gigemags-99 said:

Duckhook said:

Martin Q. Blank said:

TriAg2010 said:

Dicer said:

Look at this, one guy gave her $4MM



How many hookers could you even get with that dough
It's money laundering. Has to be.
How is he getting the money back?

Yeah, I wonder the same thing.

Maybe she just keeps enough to cover taxes and some small profit, and then sends the rest back to him. Maybe Charley has so much to launder that he's okay with getting back 70 cents on the dollar or something like that.


But how does he get the money back? Does he send a pic of his bunghole to her and she pays?

Bags of cash as big as her ass?


But how does she account for those cash withdrawals? Where is the money going? Do we have any experts on money laundering here? Explain it to me like a 5 year old

Well, I'm a banker and have some knowledge of how it works. My comment about bags of cash wasn't really serious.

It's harder to launder money now than it used to be. Classic money laundering is placing illegally gained cash into the system (i.e. deposits into a bank through some type of legitimate business) and then taking cash out of the business in what would appear to be a legitimate transaction. Maybe dividends, maybe selling assets the business acquires, etc. Somehow channeling money back to the bad guys in what appears to be a legitimate transaction. The money gets "washed" in the system.

But, it's much harder to do these days. Most banks, and all banks of any size, have systems in place to catch suspicious transactions, especially large cash transactions. Gone are the Miami Vice days of guys walking into a bank with suitcases of cash and nobody blinking an eye. That's why you see large seizures of cash outgoing at the border crossings from time-to-time. The bad guys are having a harder time laundering cash these days. But, it's somehow getting done. The illegal drug trade is still a cash intensive business.
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Ell O effing Ell

Usually there's a gap in the Ho to Christian pipeline and the two don't run concurrently.



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Mind over matter
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AgEng06 said:

gigemags-99 said:

Duckhook said:

gigemags-99 said:

Duckhook said:

Martin Q. Blank said:

TriAg2010 said:

Dicer said:

Look at this, one guy gave her $4MM



How many hookers could you even get with that dough
It's money laundering. Has to be.
How is he getting the money back?

Yeah, I wonder the same thing.

Maybe she just keeps enough to cover taxes and some small profit, and then sends the rest back to him. Maybe Charley has so much to launder that he's okay with getting back 70 cents on the dollar or something like that.


But how does he get the money back? Does he send a pic of his bunghole to her and she pays?

Bags of cash as big as her ass?


But how does she account for those cash withdrawals? Where is the money going? Do we have any experts on money laundering here? Explain it to me like a 5 year old
Maybe Saul can explain it for you...




Yeah yeah yeah. I get how money laundering works in general. But how do you do it by sending $4+ million to an OF girl? If she just withdrew it (pun intended) and then gave it back to you, minus a service fee, you'd have to still explain the sudden influx of cash. Seems there would be easier ways…
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I've always assumed bankers and politicians are the one to allow the drug trade to go.

But back to the point I'd love to disappoint the brains out of her.
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Yeah…she just doesn't do it for me. That hiney of hers is a lot of somethin'.
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Sea Speed said:

Ell O effing Ell

Usually there's a gap in the Ho to Christian pipeline and the two don't run concurrently.





This is smart. The weirdos will probably pay extra if they believe that
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gigemags-99 said:

AgEng06 said:

gigemags-99 said:

Duckhook said:

gigemags-99 said:

Duckhook said:

Martin Q. Blank said:

TriAg2010 said:

Dicer said:

Look at this, one guy gave her $4MM



How many hookers could you even get with that dough
It's money laundering. Has to be.
How is he getting the money back?

Yeah, I wonder the same thing.

Maybe she just keeps enough to cover taxes and some small profit, and then sends the rest back to him. Maybe Charley has so much to launder that he's okay with getting back 70 cents on the dollar or something like that.


But how does he get the money back? Does he send a pic of his bunghole to her and she pays?

Bags of cash as big as her ass?


But how does she account for those cash withdrawals? Where is the money going? Do we have any experts on money laundering here? Explain it to me like a 5 year old
Maybe Saul can explain it for you...




Yeah yeah yeah. I get how money laundering works in general. But how do you do it by sending $4+ million to an OF girl? If she just withdrew it (pun intended) and then gave it back to you, minus a service fee, you'd have to still explain the sudden influx of cash. Seems there would be easier ways…

My original reply was just to somebody, maybe you, who suggested money laundering by Charley.

In this hypothetical situation, Charley has to start by injecting the cash into the financial system. I don't know how he would do that much or more.

But, once the money gets to her, she can wire the money or a portion of it to, for instance, some shell company controlled by Charley. Charley reports it on his tax return as legitimate income , and suddenly the money is clean.

Until some law enforcement agency takes an interest in Charley or the OF girl, and the whole thing falls apart. There's eventually some kind of paper or electronic trail.

Actual money laundering at that level would be much more convoluted though.
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Duckhook said:

gigemags-99 said:

AgEng06 said:

gigemags-99 said:

Duckhook said:

gigemags-99 said:

Duckhook said:

Martin Q. Blank said:

TriAg2010 said:

Dicer said:

Look at this, one guy gave her $4MM



How many hookers could you even get with that dough
It's money laundering. Has to be.
How is he getting the money back?

Yeah, I wonder the same thing.

Maybe she just keeps enough to cover taxes and some small profit, and then sends the rest back to him. Maybe Charley has so much to launder that he's okay with getting back 70 cents on the dollar or something like that.


But how does he get the money back? Does he send a pic of his bunghole to her and she pays?

Bags of cash as big as her ass?


But how does she account for those cash withdrawals? Where is the money going? Do we have any experts on money laundering here? Explain it to me like a 5 year old
Maybe Saul can explain it for you...




Yeah yeah yeah. I get how money laundering works in general. But how do you do it by sending $4+ million to an OF girl? If she just withdrew it (pun intended) and then gave it back to you, minus a service fee, you'd have to still explain the sudden influx of cash. Seems there would be easier ways…

My original reply was just to somebody, maybe you, who suggested money laundering by Charley.

In this hypothetical situation, Charley has to start by injecting the cash into the financial system. I don't know how he would do that much or more.

But, once the money gets to her, she can wire the money or a portion of it to, for instance, some shell company controlled by Charley. Charley reports it on his tax return as legitimate income , and suddenly the money is clean.

Until some law enforcement agency takes an interest in Charley or the OF girl, and the whole thing falls apart. There's eventually some kind of paper or electronic trail.

Actual money laundering at that level would be much more convoluted though.


So, if "Charley" were to live outside of the country, would that be better? This is purely a hypothetical question.
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4 pages?!

Nothing gets TA up in arms like a woman and morals I swear.
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Eliminatus said:

4 pages?!

Nothing gets TA up in arms like a woman and morals I swear.


I don't give two effs about who this lady is or what she does…I'm just trying to figure out money laundering…don't you dare question my morals.
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gigemags-99 said:

Eliminatus said:

4 pages?!

Nothing gets TA up in arms like a woman and morals I swear.


I don't give two effs about who this lady is or what she does…I'm just trying to figure out money laundering…don't you dare question my morals.
For this to be laundering above? She would be the front. That's the only way. Someone would be controlling her and her finances and making the money clean in that way. She would be well compensated of course, but her body is just the car wash funnel for electronic cash which she can then squirrel away to other accounts in less regulated countries and then it's off to the races.

If you need services OTOH, I might know a guy. Maybe.
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gigemags-99 said:

Duckhook said:

gigemags-99 said:

AgEng06 said:

gigemags-99 said:

Duckhook said:

gigemags-99 said:

Duckhook said:

Martin Q. Blank said:

TriAg2010 said:

Dicer said:

Look at this, one guy gave her $4MM



How many hookers could you even get with that dough
It's money laundering. Has to be.
How is he getting the money back?

Yeah, I wonder the same thing.

Maybe she just keeps enough to cover taxes and some small profit, and then sends the rest back to him. Maybe Charley has so much to launder that he's okay with getting back 70 cents on the dollar or something like that.


But how does he get the money back? Does he send a pic of his bunghole to her and she pays?

Bags of cash as big as her ass?


But how does she account for those cash withdrawals? Where is the money going? Do we have any experts on money laundering here? Explain it to me like a 5 year old
Maybe Saul can explain it for you...




Yeah yeah yeah. I get how money laundering works in general. But how do you do it by sending $4+ million to an OF girl? If she just withdrew it (pun intended) and then gave it back to you, minus a service fee, you'd have to still explain the sudden influx of cash. Seems there would be easier ways…

My original reply was just to somebody, maybe you, who suggested money laundering by Charley.

In this hypothetical situation, Charley has to start by injecting the cash into the financial system. I don't know how he would do that much or more.

But, once the money gets to her, she can wire the money or a portion of it to, for instance, some shell company controlled by Charley. Charley reports it on his tax return as legitimate income , and suddenly the money is clean.

Until some law enforcement agency takes an interest in Charley or the OF girl, and the whole thing falls apart. There's eventually some kind of paper or electronic trail.

Actual money laundering at that level would be much more convoluted though.


So, if "Charley" were to live outside of the country, would that be better? This is purely a hypothetical question.

Oh yeah. 4 domestic banks, 6 shell companies, and multiple offshore accounts/banks. Hypothetically.
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Duckhook said:

gigemags-99 said:

Duckhook said:

gigemags-99 said:

AgEng06 said:

gigemags-99 said:

Duckhook said:

gigemags-99 said:

Duckhook said:

Martin Q. Blank said:

TriAg2010 said:

Dicer said:

Look at this, one guy gave her $4MM



How many hookers could you even get with that dough
It's money laundering. Has to be.
How is he getting the money back?

Yeah, I wonder the same thing.

Maybe she just keeps enough to cover taxes and some small profit, and then sends the rest back to him. Maybe Charley has so much to launder that he's okay with getting back 70 cents on the dollar or something like that.


But how does he get the money back? Does he send a pic of his bunghole to her and she pays?

Bags of cash as big as her ass?


But how does she account for those cash withdrawals? Where is the money going? Do we have any experts on money laundering here? Explain it to me like a 5 year old
Maybe Saul can explain it for you...




Yeah yeah yeah. I get how money laundering works in general. But how do you do it by sending $4+ million to an OF girl? If she just withdrew it (pun intended) and then gave it back to you, minus a service fee, you'd have to still explain the sudden influx of cash. Seems there would be easier ways…

My original reply was just to somebody, maybe you, who suggested money laundering by Charley.

In this hypothetical situation, Charley has to start by injecting the cash into the financial system. I don't know how he would do that much or more.

But, once the money gets to her, she can wire the money or a portion of it to, for instance, some shell company controlled by Charley. Charley reports it on his tax return as legitimate income , and suddenly the money is clean.

Until some law enforcement agency takes an interest in Charley or the OF girl, and the whole thing falls apart. There's eventually some kind of paper or electronic trail.

Actual money laundering at that level would be much more convoluted though.


So, if "Charley" were to live outside of the country, would that be better? This is purely a hypothetical question.

Oh yeah. 4 domestic banks, 6 shell companies, and multiple offshore accounts/banks. Hypothetically.


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AggieArchitect04 said:

Okay that's fair. I misunderstood you but we're in agreement. In the picture she looks smoking hot to me but I think women with curves are sexier than those that are twigs. That's consistent with my taste for more natural looks…usually not attracted to women that have had a lot of work done.

Re: buttholes
Not my cup of tea either. Do they understand that's where the poop comes from?
I choose to believe women don't actually poop.
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Eliminatus said:

4 pages?!

Nothing gets TA up in arms like a woman and morals I swear.


I wish a woman with no morals would be up in my arms
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what if she's using OF as a front and she's actually some bigtime crimelord?
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What if she is AI generated?
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Eliminatus said:

4 pages?!

Nothing gets TA up in arms like a woman and morals I swear.
What about nuclear war with russia and the deep state globalist mic?
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Until some law enforcement agency takes an interest in Charley or the OF girl, and the whole thing falls apart.
Why would a law enforcement agency take interest? Unless of course the OF girl tweets that Charley gave her $4.7 million. And the top comments are that he's obviously laundering money.
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Duckhook said:

gigemags-99 said:

Duckhook said:

gigemags-99 said:

Duckhook said:

Martin Q. Blank said:

TriAg2010 said:

Dicer said:

Look at this, one guy gave her $4MM



How many hookers could you even get with that dough
It's money laundering. Has to be.
How is he getting the money back?

Yeah, I wonder the same thing.

Maybe she just keeps enough to cover taxes and some small profit, and then sends the rest back to him. Maybe Charley has so much to launder that he's okay with getting back 70 cents on the dollar or something like that.


But how does he get the money back? Does he send a pic of his bunghole to her and she pays?

Bags of cash as big as her ass?


But how does she account for those cash withdrawals? Where is the money going? Do we have any experts on money laundering here? Explain it to me like a 5 year old

Well, I'm a banker and have some knowledge of how it works. My comment about bags of cash wasn't really serious.

It's harder to launder money now than it used to be. Classic money laundering is placing illegally gained cash into the system (i.e. deposits into a bank through some type of legitimate business) and then taking cash out of the business in what would appear to be a legitimate transaction. Maybe dividends, maybe selling assets the business acquires, etc. Somehow channeling money back to the bad guys in what appears to be a legitimate transaction. The money gets "washed" in the system.

But, it's much harder to do these days. Most banks, and all banks of any size, have systems in place to catch suspicious transactions, especially large cash transactions. Gone are the Miami Vice days of guys walking into a bank with suitcases of cash and nobody blinking an eye. That's why you see large seizures of cash outgoing at the border crossings from time-to-time. The bad guys are having a harder time laundering cash these days. But, it's somehow getting done. The illegal drug trade is still a cash intensive business.
Thank goodness my street dealer takes debit and credit cards. I'm not kidding.
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JamesPShelley said:

Duckhook said:

gigemags-99 said:

Duckhook said:

gigemags-99 said:

Duckhook said:

Martin Q. Blank said:

TriAg2010 said:

Dicer said:

Look at this, one guy gave her $4MM



How many hookers could you even get with that dough
It's money laundering. Has to be.
How is he getting the money back?

Yeah, I wonder the same thing.

Maybe she just keeps enough to cover taxes and some small profit, and then sends the rest back to him. Maybe Charley has so much to launder that he's okay with getting back 70 cents on the dollar or something like that.


But how does he get the money back? Does he send a pic of his bunghole to her and she pays?

Bags of cash as big as her ass?


But how does she account for those cash withdrawals? Where is the money going? Do we have any experts on money laundering here? Explain it to me like a 5 year old

Well, I'm a banker and have some knowledge of how it works. My comment about bags of cash wasn't really serious.

It's harder to launder money now than it used to be. Classic money laundering is placing illegally gained cash into the system (i.e. deposits into a bank through some type of legitimate business) and then taking cash out of the business in what would appear to be a legitimate transaction. Maybe dividends, maybe selling assets the business acquires, etc. Somehow channeling money back to the bad guys in what appears to be a legitimate transaction. The money gets "washed" in the system.

But, it's much harder to do these days. Most banks, and all banks of any size, have systems in place to catch suspicious transactions, especially large cash transactions. Gone are the Miami Vice days of guys walking into a bank with suitcases of cash and nobody blinking an eye. That's why you see large seizures of cash outgoing at the border crossings from time-to-time. The bad guys are having a harder time laundering cash these days. But, it's somehow getting done. The illegal drug trade is still a cash intensive business.
Thank goodness my street dealer takes debit and credit cards. I'm not kidding.
Holla at ya boi!!!
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Virgin Virgin or technical virgin?

With an ass like that, I'm thinking the latter.
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It pays the bills!
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Martin Q. Blank said:

TriAg2010 said:

Dicer said:

Look at this, one guy gave her $4MM



How many hookers could you even get with that dough
It's money laundering. Has to be.
How is he getting the money back?


I'm thinking in the OF Girl is paying for the lifestyle expenses of the patron with her after-tax income.
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Wondering if the $4m could be provided, and turned into Bitcoin and returned somehow? Once its Bitcoin, then its just an investment that is harder to track?
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With all the talk about money laundering you know the alphabet bois are checking up on some of you.
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Scoopen Skwert said:

With all the talk about money laundering you know the alphabet bois are checking up on some of you.


You'd be surprised how many churches have the same address in people's personal homes.

Donate salary or business income to the church run by wife. Comes out tax free.
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Scoopen Skwert said:

With all the talk about money laundering you know the alphabet bois are checking up on some of you.
**** 'em
 
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