Either way...I feel sorry for his kindergarten teacher who taught him to write his name

Houston Texans placekicker, Ka'imi Fairbairn

Full name: John Christian Ka'iminoeauloamekaikeokekumupa'a Fairbairn

C@LAg said:

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meh.

it is a pretentious Hawaiian name

if it makes him feel special whatever.

just wish he had been around when scantrons were a thing and he had to fill in all the bubbles.

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That.

And ban... nevermind.

It's a typical Hawaiian name...

And my FIL has a very good friend who grew up in Hawaii and moved back there many years ago. His wife is a teacher and sees these names all the time. She swears her school's admins give her the kids with the longest names just to screw with her because she's white. Without fail on the first day of school, she'll ask kids their name and have to tell the kid with 28 vowels in their first name that she's sure it's beautiful and has lots of meaning, but she's going to need to call them something else because she'll never be able to pronounce it.

The fact that they named him "John" should've been the first sign that they were messing with the teacher.... haha

Do these children actually go by these traditional Hawaiian names when living in Hawaii? That's what their mom yells when calling them for dinner?

once knew a hawaiian whose middle name was Hussein.

Ragnar Danneskjoldd said:

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once knew a hawaiian whose middle name was Hussein.

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"Hawaiian"...

Ragnar Danneskjoldd said:

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once knew a hawaiian whose middle name was Hussein.

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Disgusting B O?

713nervy said:

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Do these children actually go by these traditional Hawaiian names when living in Hawaii? That's what their mom yells when calling them for dinner?

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I'm just going to assume there's always a luau and food available so that dinner is kinda of a walk up thing.

Or perhaps dinner is eternal and thus never starts or ends.

Schrodinger's dinner?

What's poi anyway? Can someone tell me, I really don't know

Sticks&Stones said:

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Either way...I feel sorry for his kindergarten teacher who taught him to write his name

Houston Texans placekicker, Ka'imi Fairbairn

Full name: John Christian Ka'iminoeauloamekaikeokekumupa'a Fairbairn

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**dialing CPS**