what level? county fair, state, national, world?

Making the wife mad as hell at me because of some comment I made!

Packing a suitcase that weighs exactly 50 pounds

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Wicked Good Ag said:

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Procastranation....but i am waiting for next years championships

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Procrastination as well. Maybe I will run into you at this year's championships. Unless I decide to skip it and go the following year.

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Yeah, me too. Meant to post this last week when the thread first started.

Intellivison Baseball

sarcasm

State

Fishing

I can fart out the opening riff of great songs.

Smoke on the Water is a crowd pleaser in a movie theater.

As I'm an old on here - I'd probably say some of your Moms.

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Having sex. I'm undefeated, I finish first every time.

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I'm proud to say I finish second more often than not in that regard, has definitely made for a great 25+ year marriage.

My favorite quote from her: "Hurry up and finish already!" after she has had two or three climaxes.

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Having sex. I'm undefeated, I finish first every time.

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I'm proud to say I finish second more often than not in that regard, has definitely made for a great 25+ year marriage.

My favorite quote from her: "Hurry up and finish already!" after she has had two or three climaxes.

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your tree is a she?
For some reason I pictured it as a guy.

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Having sex. I'm undefeated, I finish first every time.

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I'm proud to say I finish second more often than not in that regard, has definitely made for a great 25+ year marriage.

My favorite quote from her: "Hurry up and finish already!" after she has had two or three climaxes.

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Just tell her you're worried about whether you can have peanuts on your next flight

I could win a championship in cynicism or making jokes at completely inappropriate times.

I think mine would be triggering woke liberals

Getting in a long line that never gets any longer behind me. Basically if i showed up everywhere 15 minutes later there would be no line at all.

I was good at guessing the time during tennis practice in high school

Now, it would probably picking gas pumps that pump slowly

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Having really strong hereditary dna. World class. Both of my kids look significantly more like me than their mother.

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Are you sure she's the mom?

80's 'name that tune trivia'.

Been on two cruises where I entered the contest BY MYSELF and competed against multiple teams of 4-6. Rejected all attempts to assign me to a team.

1st place both times and it was easy.

What kind of 80's band koozies did you win?

Powerlifting... but that is because I won one in 2015. Should of won in 2017 but I was stupid on the bench.

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What kind of 80's band koozies did you win?

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The first time, I got a neat medal on a ribbon. Wore it the rest of the cruise (yes, I was That Guy).

Second time, the prize was a stupid pen.

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Powerlifting... but that is because I won one in 2015. Should of won in 2017 but I was stupid on the bench.

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Are you hot? Post pics.

LOL... no. Fat people get into powerlifting because they don't have the will power to get lean. Plus that was 9 years ago. I'm old and broken down, now.

I'm the guy spotting the squat and handing off on the bench. That's about all I will do for pics. About 1:25

Galaga on the machine that was 'upstairs' at the Chicken Oil Company.

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Hoosegow said:

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Powerlifting... but that is because I won one in 2015. Should of won in 2017 but I was stupid on the bench.

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Are you hot? Post pics.

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Didn't picture you into super macho brute type.

Not a dang thing.

I'm not particularly eager to post personal information, but I guess I will. Hopefully, it will help someone out and contribute to this community.

I take great pride in being a supportive and understanding boss, especially when it comes to fostering a positive environment for ladies in the workplace. I believe in actively listening to their perspectives and challenges, ensuring they feel valued, safe, and heard. By promoting open communication and offering mentorship, I strive to empower my lady team members to reach their full potential. I celebrate their achievements and create a culture where everyone can feel comfortable and thrive, making it a priority to advocate for their emotional needs, professional needs, personal needs, and growth. This approach not only strengthens our team but also cultivates a sense of trust and collaboration that benefits us all.

so you're a ladies "champion?"

Saving money

Airport codes.

20 Years ago? The # associated with all of the AAFES burger kings. Each BK is assigned a "number". I had almost all the AAFES ones memorized. I still remember several.

I can make hoity toities remember where they came from while Killin 'em with kindness.