Let's get weird.

Prompt of Oct 7th.
Describe one of these 2 events.
1) a memorable kiss
2) your weirdest moment
But you can't tell us which it is.
We have to guess.
Get creative.

Prompt of Oct 8th

If you could have any superpower, what would it be? AND what would your superhero name be?

I'm not telling you either of those.

Smart

I remember kissing a girl in high school whose tongue was like the size of a McDonald's pancake. Freaked me out at first, but after I got used to it, it was alright. Lots of saliva, too. Which is that? Memorable kiss or weird moment?

Sir Elton John once kissed me right on the mouth and told me he wanted to see me naked. Does that qualify as both?

Scott Harris kissed me in my tree house when we were in 5th grade
He was moving and wanted us to be each other's first kiss.

I would say that's both.

That's both. But also how flattering.

I didn't say adorable moment. That's too sweet!

Slice and dice, what's yours? I know you have to have something clever in there. You are one of my favorites for a reason.

I have to pee SO bad but we're in a tent and I have to get dressed and go to the bathroom / shower area and it's cold outside.

1) I don't kiss and tell.
2) I don't divulge information that may potentially incriminate myself or my associates.

713nervy said:

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I have to pee SO bad but we're in a tent and I have to get dressed and go to the bathroom / shower area and it's cold outside.

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First time camping?

Lex said:

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I didn't say adorable moment. That's too sweet!

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We found each other on FB awhile back.


Still as cute as the 10 year old he was.

First time in several years, but this part is always the same.

713nervy said:

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I have to pee SO bad but we're in a tent and I have to get dressed and go to the bathroom / shower area and it's cold outside.

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I rafted the Grand Canyon last year. Outfitters we used did NOT want you to pee outside at the campsites, so they gave you a cup you could use to pee into then either dump the cup in the river in the morning or take it all the way to the temporary latrine. An unforeseen horror was kneeling in the tent and peeing, but watching the piss get closer and closer to the top when you knew you had much more to go. It's not easy to hold the cup in one hand, your pinched shut dengus in the other, and unzip your tent. I possibly broke the piss rules at least once on that trip.
Get a BIG cup and bring it into your tent tonight. Problem solved, crisis averted.

And since there are only two of them can both girls can share the one cup?

I once kissed Lex

It was a weird moment

Boom!

Anchorhold said:

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And since there are only two of them can both girls can share the one cup?

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I think that would depend upon their individual skill sets, levels of flexibility, and risk tolerance should something go awry in attempting that feat.

at the risk of being a dork, i'll go for it - been married 20 years - my wife and I almost daily try to get a good smooch (like a kiss that kids aren't watching)

1) last night
2) sometimes (unknown to us) the kids catch us

Definitely unremarkable as I don't remember that.

This is also too cute.

Ryan the Temp said:

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Sir Elton John once kissed me right on the mouth and told me he wanted to see me naked. Does that qualify as both?

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Depends on how old you were.

Tonight's topic is

If you could have any superpower, what would it be? AND what would your superhero name be?